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Previously on "What is John Prescott's role"

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Pondlife
    the deputy prime minister is said to be incandescent with rage
    I thought that was his role.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    Dalekanium is rust-proof.

    HTH.
    Dalekanium does not exist, you made it up.

    I think you meant Contractium.

    STS

    (Stop talkin tulipe)

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  • NaziDalek
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    Impossible with our superior Dalek technology and rain sensitive wipers.
    I think he was trying to say that you missed the point: Prescot is a fool and he was told to review the drought and the water companies - where in the south east the rain was torrential this weekend.

    Sieg Heil!

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  • Clog II The Avenger
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    Originally posted by Sysman
    also a verb:

    effect noun ...
    verb (effected, effecting) formal to do something; to make something happen, or to bring it about.

    hth
    And also a sentence.

    "Effect off out the pub wiv out payin."
    Last edited by Clog II The Avenger; 14 August 2006, 09:51.

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Impossible with our superior Dalek technology and rain sensitive wipers.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    In my bit of the south-east it rained all weekend.
    I think your association circuitry that handles your sensory data input with your logic chip that also processes the data from your ocular receptor (commonly know as the plunger on the dome thing) is faulty.

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    That was that stupid Gold Dalek. He's always forgetting to put on his Thompson's Water Seal before going out.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    affecting

    "affect" is verb, "effect" the noun

    hth
    also a verb:

    effect noun ...
    verb (effected, effecting) formal to do something; to make something happen, or to bring it about.

    hth

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Hope you got the WD40 out, you might go rusty otherwise...
    Dalekanium is rust-proof.

    HTH.

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  • djfoot
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    Thanks for the 'heads-up'. I'll run it up the flag pole and see who salutes...

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  • AtW
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    My personal favourite is: "I am not an expert but".

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  • Fleetwood
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    "hth" is part of the customs of this site. Prawn always finishes his posts thus.
    Others are "Oh dear", "We're all doomed", "stabity-stab-stab" and "it's only fair".

    hth

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  • djfoot
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    Originally posted by Fleetwood
    hth
    Please avoid text speak and unnecessary TLA's.

    Hope THAT helps!

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  • Fleetwood
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    affecting

    "affect" is verb, "effect" the noun

    hth

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    In my bit of the south-east it rained all weekend.

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