In the last five minutes Scottish wind farms have generated enough leaky for 2014

[Mich the Tester]

Yes. The used a massive, I mean huge, whoopee cushion.

So that's what's been inconveniencing the buses in Glasgow?

[scooterscot]

I thought they were all switched off as soon as it got a bit windy?

Yeah, £10k an hour charged to the UK grid for the privilege of switching them off.

Pay up customer.

[scooterscot]

did they manage to catch and store this electricity for future use?

Yes. The used a massive, I mean huge, whoopee cushion.

If you hear this thunderous roar of what sounds like massive slabs of ricocheting blubber assume there's been a containment failure.

[Mich the Tester]

did they manage to catch and store this electricity for future use?

[VectraMan]

I thought they were all switched off as soon as it got a bit windy?

[stek]

Presumably from all the hot air expelled by Mr Salmond.

[CheeseSlice]

did they manage to catch and store this electricity for future use?

[Mich the Tester]

Leaky?

I thought it was leeks that caused wind.

[scooterscot]

Invoice is in the post