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What everyone should remember though, is that we still all tulip through the same hole
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I can get an MIT degree* for $10 from the chap who sold Lady Tester a genuine Nigerian M'Prada handbag in Rome, so he'll have to bring the price down.Originally posted by Old Greg View Post35 tons of narcotics and 4 military lasers.
*Maiduguri Institute of Technology
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Is that how you do that at the Zeitycollege?Originally posted by zeitghostThat's how we award degrees these days.

Wot's the going rate?
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Nobody should be best. And we should all get a trophy. Delivered to our home if we failed to even show up.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI hear this term more and more in discussions. I hear people complaining that 'only the elite benefit from ...' followed by some phenomenon like 'globalisation', 'migrant labour', 'free markets', 'Fatcherism (sic)' and so on. Boris Johnson has been roundly criticised for 'elitism' after his mixture of sensible and silly statements about IQ.
Now, regardless of whether any of us are arrogant enough to consider ourselves among 'the elite', what strikes me is that it's actually a rather silly thing to say; surely that which defines 'elite' is an ability to adapt to circumstances and then gain from them? The next issue is whether a member of 'the elite' uses that ability purely for his own benefit or for the benefit of others, but isn't it just obvious that under any system 'the elite' will always do best?
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woz a fair fight... ('cept for the diamonds)Originally posted by zeitghostApart from that guy with the wig.
You've got to keep your eyes on him.
Especially if there's diamonds about.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI hear this term more and more in discussions. I hear people complaining that 'only the elite benefit from ...' followed by some phenomenon like 'globalisation', 'migrant labour', 'free markets', 'Fatcherism (sic)' and so on. Boris Johnson has been roundly criticised for 'elitism' after his mixture of sensible and silly statements about IQ.
Now, regardless of whether any of us are arrogant enough to consider ourselves among 'the elite', what strikes me is that it's actually a rather silly thing to say; surely that which defines 'elite' is an ability to adapt to circumstances and then gain from them? The next issue is whether a member of 'the elite' uses that ability purely for his own benefit or for the benefit of others, but isn't it just obvious that under any system 'the elite' will always do best?
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf you lot are going to hijack threads you could at least have the decency to post pics of Monica Bellucci.

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FTFYOriginally posted by darmstadt View PostI'm so elite I am my own sycophant...
Beserker Boris.
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A quick energy bomb will sort him out.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostFTFY
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