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Old Greg replied

5 December 2013, 10:38
10/10.
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Platypus replied

5 December 2013, 10:23
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Basically immigrant scum

FTFY
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Mich the Tester replied

5 December 2013, 10:08
7/10, born abroad, living abroad. Basically a foreign bastard.
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Platypus replied

5 December 2013, 10:01
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

"Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall" etc.

Damn.

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Pulp - Common people? I thought everyone knew that!

"She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College" ...

Double Damn!
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ctdctd replied

5 December 2013, 05:37
7/10 - but, in mitigation, I was born on the Isle of Wight.
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yasockie replied

5 December 2013, 00:00
It's off to the colonies for me
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CheeseSlice replied

4 December 2013, 23:40
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Its cos I iz Scottish, innit?

FTFY +2 bonus points
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CheeseSlice replied

4 December 2013, 23:37
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I got 9 and reckon it was the Ant & Dec question. The Answer is that you can't tell them apart because they both look likes *****.

+1 and I don't watch 'I'm a celebrity'
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Zero Liability replied

4 December 2013, 22:54
3/10!

Deportation it is.
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stek replied

4 December 2013, 22:49
Originally posted by Scruff View Post

9/10 - Not bad for a Saffa

10/10 - Get in!

10/10: Congratulations!
Well done. Tea and scones at 3.30pm. Thanks, Liz x.
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alluvial replied

4 December 2013, 22:09
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Pulp - Common people? I thought everyone knew that!

"She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College" ...

Ah, I see.

Any songs about being a philistine I can quote?
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mudskipper replied

4 December 2013, 21:05
Originally posted by alluvial View Post

It was the Greek girl question that got me. I couldn't imagine any lass thirsting after knowledge.

Pulp - Common people? I thought everyone knew that!

"She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College" ...
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mudskipper replied

4 December 2013, 21:04
Originally posted by amcdonald View Post

I only got 9, I guessed gas mark on the albert hall one, and ant/dec on the guess the idiots question.

I'm sure it was one of those two I got wrong...

"Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall" etc.
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norrahe replied

4 December 2013, 20:53
If the Irish authorities hear I got 10/10
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alluvial replied

4 December 2013, 20:42
It was the Greek girl question that got me. I couldn't imagine any lass thirsting after knowledge.
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