Pig ******* monkeys

[evilagent]

reminds me of the latter part of Animal Farm, when men sat alongside pigs, and the other animals couldn't tell one from another.

[Old Greg]

I've never let your wife do me with a strap on. Your mum though.

Aren't you due on camera now? Pork Scratchings 7 waits for no man and those rare breeds won't **** themselves.

[barrydidit]

Monkeys shagging pigs? Has anyone ever seen the taxi queue after a night out in Pontefract?

[MarillionFan]

MF lets pigs **** him, so there may be something in this.

I've never let your wife do me with a strap on. Your mum though.

[doodab]

the way we came to be is not so important as the fact that we now exist. As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes, and I think the human race is a very good thing. Moreover, there is something to be said for the idea of having the pig as a relative.
'My opinion of this animal has much improved during the course of my research. Where once I thought of filth and greed, I now think of intelligence, affection, loyalty, and adaptability, with an added touch of joyous sensuality — qualities without which humans would not be human.'

That sounds a bit dubious....

[darmstadt]

[Old Greg]

MF lets pigs **** him, so there may be something in this.

[darmstadt]

Could the monkey not have been shagging the pig? Seems a lot more practical to me.

Possibly, lets see what the Mail says: 'Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig': Extraordinary claim made by American geneticist | Mail Online

[mudskipper]

Explains a lot....

Could the monkey not have been shagging the pig? Seems a lot more practical to me.

[darmstadt]

Explains a lot....