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Previously on "Pig ******* monkeys"
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reminds me of the latter part of Animal Farm, when men sat alongside pigs, and the other animals couldn't tell one from another.
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Monkeys shagging pigs? Has anyone ever seen the taxi queue after a night out in Pontefract?
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostMF lets pigs **** him, so there may be something in this.
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the way we came to be is not so important as the fact that we now exist. As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes, and I think the human race is a very good thing. Moreover, there is something to be said for the idea of having the pig as a relative.
'My opinion of this animal has much improved during the course of my research. Where once I thought of filth and greed, I now think of intelligence, affection, loyalty, and adaptability, with an added touch of joyous sensuality — qualities without which humans would not be human.'
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostCould the monkey not have been shagging the pig? Seems a lot more practical to me.
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostExplains a lot....
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