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Previously on "Pig ******* monkeys"

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  • evilagent
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    reminds me of the latter part of Animal Farm, when men sat alongside pigs, and the other animals couldn't tell one from another.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I've never let your wife do me with a strap on. Your mum though.
    Aren't you due on camera now? Pork Scratchings 7 waits for no man and those rare breeds won't **** themselves.

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  • barrydidit
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    Monkeys shagging pigs? Has anyone ever seen the taxi queue after a night out in Pontefract?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    MF lets pigs **** him, so there may be something in this.
    I've never let your wife do me with a strap on. Your mum though.

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  • doodab
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    the way we came to be is not so important as the fact that we now exist. As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes, and I think the human race is a very good thing. Moreover, there is something to be said for the idea of having the pig as a relative.
    'My opinion of this animal has much improved during the course of my research. Where once I thought of filth and greed, I now think of intelligence, affection, loyalty, and adaptability, with an added touch of joyous sensuality — qualities without which humans would not be human.'
    That sounds a bit dubious....

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  • darmstadt
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  • Old Greg
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    MF lets pigs **** him, so there may be something in this.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Could the monkey not have been shagging the pig? Seems a lot more practical to me.
    Possibly, lets see what the Mail says: 'Humans evolved after a female chimpanzee mated with a pig': Extraordinary claim made by American geneticist | Mail Online

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Could the monkey not have been shagging the pig? Seems a lot more practical to me.

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  • darmstadt
    started a topic Pig ******* monkeys

    Pig ******* monkeys

    Explains a lot....

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