Decembeard

[zoco]

Save the money, you'll need to buy a beard trimmer otherwise you'll end up looking like a homeless person, or worse, a neck-bearded IT geek.

Or a muzzie!

[russell]

My attempts at growing a beard always falter at the itchy phase.

Longest I've went is a week before, im around 5 days now. Not looking forward to the inevitable shave.

[Mich the Tester]

My attempts at growing a beard always falter at the itchy phase.

[Bunk]

FTFY

A hipster has other requirements, thick-rimmed glasses, skinny jeans etc.

[MicrosoftBob]

Save the money, you'll need to buy a beard trimmer otherwise you'll end up looking like a homeless person, or worse, a hipster.

FTFY

[Bunk]

Save the money, you'll need to buy a beard trimmer otherwise you'll end up looking like a homeless person, or worse, a neck-bearded IT geek.

[russell]

I am starting to grow a beard for charity in Decembeard (December 1st to December 31st). The money I save on a razor blade (£1.32) will be put in the corner shops charity tin next time I go buy some beer.