Originally posted by Clog II The Avenger
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In the 70s my friends and I were working as Reiseleiter for an Austrian travel company. One of my friends met up with an Irish girl and took her on freebie tours including an overnight one. We it came to having sex she declined saying that it was against her religion and in Ireland it was quite common to sleep together but not have sex. He demand his money back for the free tours.
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Originally posted by hyperD...mad as a bag of frogs.
But very pretty.
With a temper that could kill you at 3 yards.
With beautiful, long blond hair.
And a grip that would choke your chicken.
And a brother who's a good crack.
And parents that keep trying to convert you to catholicism.
With some great friends.
And hate you drinking anything but Guinness.
But are frisky as anything.
But hate contraception...er, OK.
Do you know my wife??
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Hearing the words "Oh yeah feck me" in an Irish accent. Oh the joy of it.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxShe may have been a celeb bedder and thought you were Arthur English.
Scary though, Arthur English did a voice part for a play called "To Lucifer a Son"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/ar...99003143.shtml
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She may have been a celeb bedder and thought you were Arthur English.
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She was pro IRA which was somewhat odd that she was going out with an English bloke called A. English.
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What a woman?Originally posted by TonyEnglishI went out with one for a while and she was an absolute feckin headcase!
Yeah, they're all headcases.
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I went out with one for a while and she was an absolute feckin headcase!
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They also steal wardrobes and do a runner when you are at work, but that's another story....
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You might want to avoid the red heads particularly if they have PMT.
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They live in caravans
Their brother will Tarmac your drive
They like explosions
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Irish birds...
...mad as a bag of frogs.
But very pretty.
With a temper that could kill you at 3 yards.
With beautiful, long blond hair.
And a grip that would choke your chicken.
And a brother who's a good crack.
And parents that keep trying to convert you to catholicism.
With some great friends.
And hate you drinking anything but Guinness.
But are frisky as anything.
But hate contraception...er, OK.
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