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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    A shadow of one's former self, but it's a start
    I'd imagine working the streets in this weather servicing glue sniffers all day is probably a little dispiriting. Cut him some slack.

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  • Antman
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    Love her to bits, but this is her:


    This is me:

    Drove 250 miles M3/M25/M40/M42/A42/M1(Chesterfield detour to avoid traffic, epic fail)/M1 again at Markham Vale/Meadowhall for tea cos of traffic/M1 again/M621/home - got to work 07:15, set off at 12:30, home 19:28, still up, watched both Corries, thinking about giving The Ashes another chance in 90 mins, got to take car to Bradford tmrw before 09:00am for service. Wide wake.
    ?
    Can I recommend the TomTom HD app for your smartphone? It's amazing for avoiding motorway snarl-ups, I'm on the road a lot and the annual cost for live traffic data (20-30quid) has paid for itself in saved time, evenings not wasted due to exhaustion. I don't work for 'em but it's perhaps the only app on the play store that I can get worked up about.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I'd imagine working in a Northern brothel servicing truck drivers all day is probably a little knackering. Cut her some slack.
    A shadow of one's former self, but it's a start

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  • SueEllen
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    If she falls asleep like that and complains of being tired tell her to go to the doctor. Preferably a female one or young male one.

    There are common health reasons why women feel more tired than men.

    Oh and next time give her red meat not chicken.

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  • greenlake
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    You assume that's all she's done, but everyone knows.......

    NSFW!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    I'd imagine working in a Northern brothel servicing truck drivers all day is probably a little knackering. Cut her some slack.

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  • stek
    started a topic My Missus..

    My Missus..

    Love her to bits, but this is her:

    Drove about 3 miles to work today, ok that's 3 miles EACH way, working day 8.00 till 16:00, no interest in The Ashes, just left her on settee with a cup of green tea (untouched, tho her third), a cup with a heaped spoon of Echter Deutscher Honig (Leeds German Market, half eaten) and a specially made by me Bird's Eye Chicken Burger with Mustard (currently in her left hand, dangling) - and she's asleep with her mouth wide open like a corpse.

    This is me:

    Drove 250 miles M3/M25/M40/M42/A42/M1(Chesterfield detour to avoid traffic, epic fail)/M1 again at Markham Vale/Meadowhall for tea cos of traffic/M1 again/M621/home - got to work 07:15, set off at 12:30, home 19:28, still up, watched both Corries, thinking about giving The Ashes another chance in 90 mins, got to take car to Bradford tmrw before 09:00am for service. Wide wake.

    Cos I'm a bloody bloke.

    So; two questions;

    1. Shall I go to bed and watch The Ashes on iPad (her iPad, probably no battery) in hope?

    and

    2. Shall I leave the missus where she is?

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