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Previously on "Geoffrey Boycott"

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  • minestrone
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    What was it he said in his trial? Something like...

    "I swung heavy bat round for hours every day for living I did, if I had hit her 20 times she would look a lot worse than that "

    *BANG OF GAVEL*

    "GUILTY!!!!"

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  • DirtyDog
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    If only they were all true.

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  • pjclarke
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    Top 7 Cricket Sledges of All Time | Cricket Sledges

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    Commentary partners Jonathan Agnew and Michael Vaughan delight in this classic "Boycs" tale when he discovered his partner for a pro-celebrity golf day in Dubai early last year when the England-Pakistan series was being played there.

    "Hello, I'm Henrik Stenson. You were obviously a fantastic cricketer. We'll go well. I'm No.230 in the world," the tall Swede said.

    Boycott's retort was priceless: "If I were No.230 in world, I wouldn't be going around telling everyone."

    The same Stenson is now on golf's hottest roll at No.3 in the world and has won nearly $20 million this year.

    Very good. I like the story of Botham deliberately running Boycott out as the latter was on a go slow to protect his average. As they passed each other, Boycott said, "what are you doing?" And got the reply, "Running you out, you ****."

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  • DodgyAgent
    started a topic Geoffrey Boycott

    Geoffrey Boycott

    Commentary partners Jonathan Agnew and Michael Vaughan delight in this classic "Boycs" tale when he discovered his partner for a pro-celebrity golf day in Dubai early last year when the England-Pakistan series was being played there.

    "Hello, I'm Henrik Stenson. You were obviously a fantastic cricketer. We'll go well. I'm No.230 in the world," the tall Swede said.

    Boycott's retort was priceless: "If I were No.230 in world, I wouldn't be going around telling everyone."

    The same Stenson is now on golf's hottest roll at No.3 in the world and has won nearly $20 million this year.

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