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Simon, I've heard you're so ugly that when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostAnd you should be the expert on being the uglier brother right?
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John Merrick was Joseph's uglier brother.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostDo you mean Joseph Merrick or John McCririck
If you can't be funny, please try and be accurate
"Joseph Carey Merrick, sometimes incorrectly referred to as John Merrick, was an English man with severe deformities who was exhibited as a human curiosity named the Elephant Man. Wikipedia"
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Says the man, John Merrick called an ugly f**ker.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI've seen your rack and unfortunately never once thought Bingo
But you have a great personality so don't worry
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It was three different games. I did get 3 consecutive bingos in one game once - think that was my highest ever score.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostWon't somebody please think of the poor victim of your slaughter.

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Does life get better than this?
Three scrabble turns, three bingos.
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