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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan
    No. I am the confident, smart suited IT Consultant on next week showcasing the Lovely Lips product for contractors who like hand free masturbation, as invented by ATW.

    I understand Threaded makes an appearance in the last episode with a Time Machine which looks like a Police Box. Its all going quite well until some bloke in a motorised wheel chair bursts in with his giant pepperpot idea.


    Surely Threaded would then make a retrospective first appearance in the first ever episode? Of course, we all know he is really one of the dragons. Probably Rachel "bankrupted my own business" Elnaugh

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    No. I am the confident, smart suited IT Consultant on next week showcasing the Lovely Lips product for contractors who like hand free masturbation, as invented by ATW.

    I understand Threaded makes an appearance in the last episode with a Time Machine which looks like a Police Box. Its all going quite well until some bloke in a motorised wheel chair bursts in with his giant pepperpot idea.

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  • AtW
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    Don't give him ideas...

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  • Lucifer Box
    started a topic Hey, Arkwright

    Hey, Arkwright

    You weren't the stuttering, coughing, sweaty "IT Specialist" on last week's Dragon's Den with the multi-media coffee table were you?
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