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  • mudskipper
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    Unless you say "white rabbits"

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  • RedSauce
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    * You can immediately tell if you're awake

    * You can slap the pincher if he's someone else

    * If the pinch is more than an inch, you know you need to lose some weight

    and probably loads of others ..
    If it is followed by a punch it is probable the 1st day of the month

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  • OwlHoot
    started a topic The good things about being pinched.

    The good things about being pinched.

    * You can immediately tell if you're awake

    * You can slap the pincher if he's someone else

    * If the pinch is more than an inch, you know you need to lose some weight

    and probably loads of others ..
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