Manchester fireman 'in a spin'

[bogeyman]

You bastard. The word fire has unpleasant connotations with people being unfairly dismissed by fascist types like you and has now been replaced with "incendiary".

The incendiary reduction executives will be in touch with you to arrange compensation for the insult they have suffered.

Yes, I see the error of my ways and will in future make sure to refer to such human resources by their proper title of 'Incendiary Reduction Personnel".

[Captain Jack]

I'm disgusted and you should be beheaded.

[PRC1964]

You bastard. The word fire has unpleasant connotations with people being unfairly dismissed by fascist types like you and has now been replaced with "incendiary".

The incendiary reduction executives will be in touch with you to arrange compensation for the insult they have suffered.

[bogeyman]

Well, I think it's much safer for them to lark about in tumble driers than to descend those lethal "firemen's poles".

I mean, it's completely unfair that a fireperson should be exposed to anything remotely dangerous in her workplace.

Firepersons sign up for a risk-free career (as dictated by their HUMAN RIGHTS) and should not be expected to engage in anything remotely risky - especially whilst pregnant.

[Alf W]

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....n_a_spin_.html

Remember kids this is NOT funny, NOT clever and downright dangerous. Watch the video if you've any doubt about it.

I think I've just hurt myself!