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Previously on "Holiday in Cambodia or California uber alles ?"

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    Re: I'll use my "insight"

    Is my @#%$ big enough
    Is my brain small enough
    For you to make me a star
    Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
    Pull my strings and I'll go far

    And when I'm rich
    And meet Bob Hope
    We'll shoot some golf
    And shoot some dope

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    Guest replied
    Alright there grandad

    have you got any Lonnie Donnegan 78's?

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    Guest replied
    Re: I'll use my "insight"

    There once was a woman,
    A strange kind of woman,
    The kind that gets written down in history.
    Her name was Nancy,
    Her face was nothing fancy
    She loved everyone and gave a good return!

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    Guest replied
    Re: I'll use my "insight"

    I want a wife with tits
    Who just smiles all the time
    In my centerfold world
    Filled with Springsteen and wine

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    I'll use my "insight"

    and suggest I might spend some time with the "man with the dogs", although he's a bit of a "terminal preppie".
    I'll drive down in my "buzzbomb", although it was a bit dodgy, but it was in the garage and you have to "trust your mechanic", after all he is a "well paid scientist".
    Unless of course I come down with "the government flu", after working in the 'Kepone factory" but I have been eating lots of chicken soup, after all "soup is good food".
    I might just spend the weekend "stealing people's mail"
    etc. Bored now.

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    Guest started a topic Holiday in Cambodia or California uber alles ?

    Holiday in Cambodia or California uber alles ?

    Where are you going on holiday this year?

    Or are you Too Drunk to F uck

    traj in "Dead Kennedies in the ears at the mo" mode.

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