Re: I'll use my "insight"
Is my @#%$ big enough
Is my brain small enough
For you to make me a star
Give me a toot, I'll sell you my soul
Pull my strings and I'll go far
And when I'm rich
And meet Bob Hope
We'll shoot some golf
And shoot some dope
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Previously on "Holiday in Cambodia or California uber alles ?"
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Guest repliedAlright there grandad
have you got any Lonnie Donnegan 78's?
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Guest repliedRe: I'll use my "insight"
There once was a woman,
A strange kind of woman,
The kind that gets written down in history.
Her name was Nancy,
Her face was nothing fancy
She loved everyone and gave a good return!
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Guest repliedRe: I'll use my "insight"
I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine
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Guest repliedI'll use my "insight"
and suggest I might spend some time with the "man with the dogs", although he's a bit of a "terminal preppie".
I'll drive down in my "buzzbomb", although it was a bit dodgy, but it was in the garage and you have to "trust your mechanic", after all he is a "well paid scientist".
Unless of course I come down with "the government flu", after working in the 'Kepone factory" but I have been eating lots of chicken soup, after all "soup is good food".
I might just spend the weekend "stealing people's mail"
etc. Bored now.
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Guest started a topic Holiday in Cambodia or California uber alles ?Holiday in Cambodia or California uber alles ?
Where are you going on holiday this year?
Or are you Too Drunk to F uck
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