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OwlHoot replied

8 October 2013, 12:53
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

I think this sums it up.

A son asks his Dad
"What's the difference between theory and reality?"

Dad says "Ask your Mom if she would sc**w the milkman for 1million pounds"
The son did this , and his Mom said "Yes"

His Dad says "Now go and ask you sister if she would sc**w the postman for 2 million pounds"
The son did this and his sister said "Yes"

"Well there you are son, in Theory we are sitting on 3 millions pounds, but in reality we're living with 2 wh***s

HTH BIDI

I wonder if Jethro's been telling that one again this year

Actually his new DVD should be out by now - Back in a mo - Off to check on Amazon ...
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EternalOptimist replied

8 October 2013, 12:49
Just seen Tommy Robinson on news at 1. Asked if he would consider joining the greens, he said he's had enough of extremist fascism
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DimPrawn started a topic Global Warming - Theory vs Reality

8 October 2013, 12:45
Global Warming - Theory vs Reality

I think this sums it up.

A son asks his Dad
"What's the difference between theory and reality?"

Dad says "Ask your Mom if she would sc**w the milkman for 1million pounds"
The son did this , and his Mom said "Yes"

His Dad says "Now go and ask you sister if she would sc**w the postman for 2 million pounds"
The son did this and his sister said "Yes"

"Well there you are son, in Theory we are sitting on 3 millions pounds, but in reality we're living with 2 wh***s

HTH BIDI
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