• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Global Warming - Theory vs Reality"

Collapse

  • OwlHoot
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I think this sums it up.

    A son asks his Dad
    "What's the difference between theory and reality?"

    Dad says "Ask your Mom if she would sc**w the milkman for 1million pounds"
    The son did this , and his Mom said "Yes"

    His Dad says "Now go and ask you sister if she would sc**w the postman for 2 million pounds"
    The son did this and his sister said "Yes"

    "Well there you are son, in Theory we are sitting on 3 millions pounds, but in reality we're living with 2 wh***s

    HTH BIDI
    I wonder if Jethro's been telling that one again this year

    Actually his new DVD should be out by now - Back in a mo - Off to check on Amazon ...

    Leave a comment:


  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Just seen Tommy Robinson on news at 1. Asked if he would consider joining the greens, he said he's had enough of extremist fascism

    Leave a comment:


  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Global Warming - Theory vs Reality

    Global Warming - Theory vs Reality

    I think this sums it up.

    A son asks his Dad
    "What's the difference between theory and reality?"

    Dad says "Ask your Mom if she would sc**w the milkman for 1million pounds"
    The son did this , and his Mom said "Yes"

    His Dad says "Now go and ask you sister if she would sc**w the postman for 2 million pounds"
    The son did this and his sister said "Yes"

    "Well there you are son, in Theory we are sitting on 3 millions pounds, but in reality we're living with 2 wh***s

    HTH BIDI
Working...
X