KPI time

[MarillionFan]

I'm a contractor - I don't get invited to department meetings.

Feck. I've got to give 7 of 'em next week.

Don't give a shiite about mine as long as I can survive until December 12th.

[Mich the Tester]

I'm a contractor - I don't get invited to department meetings.

Lucky you. Contractors have to go as clientco wants to promote a 'feeling of togetherness'.

[mudskipper]

Every time there's a department meeting here, one woman asks when the contractors are going to have their appraisals. She's a contractor too.

My appraisal, KPI and evaluation is called 'bank account'.

I'm a contractor - I don't get invited to department meetings.

[Mich the Tester]

Every time there's a department meeting here, one woman asks when the contractors are going to have their appraisals. She's a contractor too.

My appraisal, KPI and evaluation is called 'bank account'.

[minestrone]

I don't know why they put up with the humiliation.

[mudskipper]

The only KPI Mudskipper has is the number of Maccie D's in a month.

I haven't had any in October, I'll have you know.

My student card expired on Monday, so I don't get a free cheeseburger any more

[Mich the Tester]

... at clientCo.

Thank fook I'm a contractor!

WSS

[MarillionFan]

I had to google KPI

The only KPI Mudskipper has is the number of Maccie D's in a month.

[mudskipper]

I had to google KPI

Excellent.

Goes by different names at different clients, but is the same bollocks.

[ctdctd]

I had to google KPI

+1

[alreadypacked]

I had to google KPI

[Bacchus]

I've often thought about having a quick kpi in the bog at ClientCo sites, particularly after a big lunch but never actually done it...

Or, on topic, is this part of staff appraisals - hilarious things - one sure-fire reason for avoiding permiedom.

Contractor appraisals

Is he (she) any good? Do we need them?

Yes = give them money
No = fook them off

Clean and simple

[mudskipper]

... at clientCo.

Thank fook I'm a contractor!