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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    there is always a runt in every litter
    And you'd know that better than most GBG.
    :rolleyes

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    Reminds me of an ex girlfriend
    Wasn't called Angela, was she?

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    Especially with your fingers. All that grease and smell of salty fish - you can't beat it.
    Reminds me of an ex girlfriend :x

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    smell of salty fish
    Traj, you need to be a bit careful with that one...bag of old clams :rolleyes

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    sometimes it’s fun to eat fish n’ chips from a newspaper.
    Especially with your fingers. All that grease and smell of salty fish - you can't beat it.

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    Your Mrs can't be that attractive if you're shagging one of those fat Senegalese cleaners
    Traj, I’m not pulling anything at the moment; even the old wrist is limp. Eating at a fancy restaurant is great but sometimes it’s fun to eat fish n’ chips from a newspaper.

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    Occassionally it's fun to play in the gutter
    Yes, I'm hoping to do a a spot of guttering this very weekend

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    wage,

    Your Mrs can't be that attractive if you're shagging one of those fat Senegalese cleaners :x

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    Are all contractors ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?
    A more accurate question would be, are all geeks ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?
    Cleaners are frequently contractors, but some of them can be quite attractive in a Chavy sort of way. Occassionally it's fun to play in the gutter :b

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    "Tend to be" there is always a runt in every litter

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    Well both my parent were incredibly ugly and so am I so that pisses on your logic somewhat.

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    Re: You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    Are all contractors ugly hence their miserable outlook on life?

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    You think everyone in your family is attractive?

    I didn't realise you were from Norwich!

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    Yeah GBG, you won't be fancying his missus, will you?
    I always go for big men with Northern accents

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    Obviously the bloke who thinks everyone is his family is attractive is lying
    Well they're attractive to me, Bakerloo boy!

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