6 days to go

[Old Greg]

Pizza Hut saw the end times months ago, and had hot dog stuffed crust around March I think it was.

Domino's are so far behind when it come to apocalypse preparation.

Thank you for the intelligence but this is not surprising. Pizza Hut has been a front for Colonel Sanders and the Pentavirate for some years now. Truly we are in the final days.

[Scrag Meister]

Domino's has launched a hot dog stuffed crust pizza. It can only be a matter of days.

Pizza Hut saw the end times months ago, and had hot dog stuffed crust around March I think it was.

Domino's are so far behind when it come to apocalypse preparation.

[Old Greg]

I'm afraid we got the genetic engineering a bit off with that one.

Come on zeity! Give us the inside scoop on this one.

[suityou01]

bizarrely google is very quiet for new doom about nibiru. censorship

[Old Greg]

Portent of doom

Domino's has launched a hot dog stuffed crust pizza. It can only be a matter of days.

[suityou01]

Can you guarantee that this is going to happen? I have a go live due next Friday and this way I can jack off the remaining prep

Yep I'd cancel, to be fair.

Also in other news, the mars rover has discovered two tablets of stone, one with the 10 commandments on, the other says "I am real". Again Nasa are holding back information, but fortunately we have a whisteblower.

[BrilloPad]

Can you guarantee that this is going to happen? I have a go live due next Friday and this way I can jack off the remaining prep

Is "the remaining prep" your nickname for eek?

[SimonMac]

Can you guarantee that this is going to happen? I have a go live due next Friday and this way I can jack off the remaining prep

[alluvial]

They also made half breed (half reptile, half human) to post key political positions. The Queen, Bushes, Obama, Putin etc.

Shagging our closest cousins the chimps will only produce some of the dumber members of this forum, so how can shagging a lizard produce something intelligent?

Oh, wait, Bush is in that list...

[suityou01]

I've always wondered what were those strange trails, now it all makes sense...

Careful, now you are one of the elightened. They will kidnap you and take you to Syria to irradiate you.

[AtW]

"The planes are still making vapour trails to cover Nibiru".

I've always wondered what were those strange trails, now it all makes sense...

[suityou01]

Yep, it's now due on 26th September. 3 days of darkness, followed by enlightenment and the coming of Christ.

Of course it could just be Thursday, some meetings, head home for a few beers and watch the footie.

The Vatican has been closed down apparently. And the Queen is in Colorado in one of those DUMBs with her lizard friends.


You couldn't make it up ..... oh now, wait.

[BrilloPad]

FRom Nov 2011

I have a friend who takes it very seriously. He is stockpiling water/tinned food/baby wipes. Otherwise he is a very normal person. I plan to meet up with him in January 2013 to laugh at him. And maybe buy a very cheap babywipes.

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ve-nibiru.html

I asked him recently why DEc 21 2012 was such a non event. "TRhat was the beginning. Its still coming. The planes are still making vapour trails to cover Nibiru".

[suityou01]

According to Nasa Whistleblower Pattie Brassard. 6 days until 3 days of darkness, as depicted in the bible. The cause is of course planet Nibiru. She gives an 1hr and ten minutes long interview on an American radio chat show 'The Pete Santilli show'.

Among the 'revelations' was :

There are a series of complex underground tunnels connecting DUMBs (Deep underground Military Bunkers), which are populated with Reptilians. These reptilians made the human race. They also made half breed (half reptile, half human) to post key political positions. The Queen, Bushes, Obama, Putin etc.

The chemtrails are just there to dump snow on the polar ice caps to cover up what is happening to our planet, which is the gravitational effects of a binary sun in our solar system that Nasa are covering up.

Oh yes, Israel has already nuked Syria.

As I say this link is absolute gold. I was in stitches.

Linky

Enjoy (you can skip through, you get the gist), and let me know what you think.