Would you like to be kidnapped?

[Paddy]

Not now Cato!

[Alias]

to help MF stick to his diet?

[Dallas]

Rich Hubby with heart complaint ..... old Boss - lots of old Bosses

[BrilloPad]

British tourists arrested after alleged fake abduction plan to spice up birthday celebrations - Telegraph

Customers of French firm Ultime Realite can buy a basic abduction package in which they are seized by strangers, bundled into a car bound and gagged, and kept in a dark cellar for hours.

Boat chases and helicopter escapes can be added to the tailor-made experience.

Customers explain what they want and once the scenario is established, they sign a contract and liability waiver, but have no idea exactly when or where their abductors will strike.

The company's website promises: "You will go through the real sensations of violence, terror and fear of a real kidnapping – a psychological shock that you won't forget in a hurry."
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WTF?