England cricketers to join Peak Army?

[DodgyAgent]

Hello Gricer!

On the subject of the players urinating on the cricket pitch, there is no better excuse for fit and healthy young chaps to expose themselves together in the dark than winning the Ashes.

However, I watched a TV broadcast showing a groundman watering the wickets next morning. I know they like to water the square anyway, but apparently undiluted urine can affect the grass roots. Those players should have known better, and kept their celebratory spraying to less damaging bodily fluids.

By the time they had p***ed on it I doubt there was much Urine in it

[Mich the Tester]

Hello Gricer!

On the subject of the players urinating on the cricket pitch, there is no better excuse for fit and healthy young chaps to expose themselves together in the dark than winning the Ashes.

However, I watched a TV broadcast showing a groundman watering the wickets next morning. I know they like to water the square anyway, but apparently undiluted urine can affect the grass roots. Those players should have known better, and kept their celebratory spraying to less damaging bodily fluids.

A mass pot noodle out on the square?

[Doggy Styles]

England cricketer urinated on bouncers

England players urinated on Oval pitch

...as our motto goes "when we see us in you, you become us...".

Bet they couldn't soak the length of platform 11 at Bristol TM though; I knew a chap who could do that single handedly from the inter carriage area between 2 C2 class composite corridor carriages.

Hello Gricer!

On the subject of the players urinating on the cricket pitch, there is no better excuse for fit and healthy young chaps to expose themselves together in the dark than winning the Ashes.

However, I watched a TV broadcast showing a groundman watering the wickets next morning. I know they like to water the square anyway, but apparently undiluted urine can affect the grass roots. Those players should have known better, and kept their celebratory spraying to less damaging bodily fluids.

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

Who? and what?

Edit: I googled it

[Mich the Tester]

Bet they couldn't soak the length of platform 11 at Bristol TM though; I knew a chap who could do that single handedly from the inter carriage area between 2 C2 class composite corridor carriages.

I'm sure it could be done with a relay team of slashers, two windows and a bit of coordination. I haven't forgotten the rugby club pranks entirely you know.

[DodgyAgent]

Not for the first time in the series, Alistair Cook was caught slashing outside the off stump

The old ones are always ......................................... well, old

[TheFaQQer]

Not for the first time in the series, Alistair Cook was caught slashing outside the off stump

[Mich the Tester]

They also pi***d on the Australians

Who didn't?

[DodgyAgent]

England cricketer urinated on bouncers

England players urinated on Oval pitch

...as our motto goes "when we see us in you, you become us...".

Bet they couldn't soak the length of platform 11 at Bristol TM though; I knew a chap who could do that single handedly from the inter carriage area between 2 C2 class composite corridor carriages.

They also pi***d on the Australians

[gricerboy]

England cricketer urinated on bouncers

England players urinated on Oval pitch

...as our motto goes "when we see us in you, you become us...".

Bet they couldn't soak the length of platform 11 at Bristol TM though; I knew a chap who could do that single handedly from the inter carriage area between 2 C2 class composite corridor carriages.