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Mich the Tester replied

26 August 2013, 06:56
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

They fooking love me over here. I'm like Simon Cowell, James Bond and Piers Morgan rolled into one.

It's not quite clear how James Bond fits into this line up.
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Contractoid replied

25 August 2013, 22:44
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, Mr big man.

No Mr "Woohoo" takes a lot more than that. So let's stick to the aforesaid theme and i'll do my best on line Al Pachino impression -

Whhhhhatttteeerrrgooooot!
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MarillionFan replied

25 August 2013, 01:57
Wow. In the bar at the Embassy (its a free bar) and 100 Americans are all being quiet. I think they know not to piss me off.
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woohoo replied

25 August 2013, 01:54
Originally posted by Contractoid View Post

Oh that's amazing! I can see what you have done there. You have made a little witty one liner put down and another person liked it! That's so clever of you! Made you feel like a big man too did it?

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, Mr big man.
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BrilloPad replied

24 August 2013, 19:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Which reminds me. Build a burger is across the road it's time for MF versus Food.

Predictable result. MF always wins.
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MarillionFan replied

24 August 2013, 19:15
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

After all the burgers you eat I am surprised you are still alive. Even more surprised you have not been arrested for indecent exposure.

Which reminds me. Build a burger is across the road it's time for MF versus Food.
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BrilloPad replied

24 August 2013, 19:12
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

What? You and Spod? Nah. I'd never get out alive.

After all the burgers you eat I am surprised you are still alive. Even more surprised you have not been arrested for indecent exposure.
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MarillionFan replied

24 August 2013, 19:08
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

So are you are combination of two of the most offensive people on the planet?

What? You and Spod? Nah. I'd never get out alive.
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mudskipper replied

24 August 2013, 19:07
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

They fooking love me over here. I'm like Simon Cowell, James Bond and Piers Morgan rolled into one.

literally.

Although over there you're probably the skinny guy.
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BrilloPad replied

24 August 2013, 19:07
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

They fooking love me over here. I'm like Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan rolled into one.

So are you are combination of two of the most offensive people on the planet?
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MarillionFan replied

24 August 2013, 19:05
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

BTW I always thought the Americans hated the British (casting them as baddies in films etc) as they mistruste intelligence. So MF should fit right in.....

They fooking love me over here. I'm like Simon Cowell, James Bond and Piers Morgan rolled into one.
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BrilloPad replied

24 August 2013, 19:04
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Now sitting in the Rose & Crown in Palo Alto drinking weak American lager and reading the 'Union Jack' ex-pat free newspaper.

There is no whooping a going on yet or any annoying Yanks in the bar just yet.

I bet it was full when you arrived.
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MarillionFan replied

24 August 2013, 19:03
Now sitting in the Rose & Crown in Palo Alto drinking weak American lager and reading the 'Union Jack' ex-pat free newspaper.

There is no whooping a going on yet or any annoying Yanks in the bar just yet.
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BrilloPad replied

24 August 2013, 19:03
Originally posted by Contractoid View Post

Oh that's amazing! I can see what you have done there. You have made a little witty one liner put down and another person liked it! That's so clever of you! Made you feel like a big man too did it?

Oh that's amazing! I can see what you have done there. You have made a comment on a little witty one liner put down where another person liked it! That's so clever of you! Made you feel like a big man too did it?

Who is next?

BTW I always thought the Americans hated the British (casting them as baddies in films etc) as they mistruste intelligence. So MF should fit right in.....
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Contractoid replied

24 August 2013, 18:56
Originally posted by woohoo View Post

Made you feel the big man did it?

Oh that's amazing! I can see what you have done there. You have made a little witty one liner put down and another person liked it! That's so clever of you! Made you feel like a big man too did it?
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