Reply to: Oh poo

[Ticktock]

You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?

He's saving that excuse for the hospital to explain why he needs the "foreign object" removing.

[MarillionFan]

Told them at reception. They said 'thanks for telling us; it's going to be renovated anyway, but thanks; lots of people break things and try to pretend there's nothing wrong.'

Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.

Extra $500 on the room bill now.

[BrilloPad]

I told them at reception I am Japanese and love water sports. Also asked them to direct me to A&E so I can have the tap removed from my bottom.

Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

Told them at reception. They said 'thanks for telling us; it's going to be renovated anyway, but thanks; lots of people break things and try to pretend there's nothing wrong.'

Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.

[bless 'em all]

You go down to reception complain about the shower, demand a new room and a discount.

Or just leave a bad review on Trip Adviser.

[EternalOptimist]

You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?

no no no. Spartans dont sue.

they shout 'hut hut hut' and form a circle

[Zippy]

You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?

[MarillionFan]

Can't you chuck the television out of the window?
Well it'll keep their mind off the tap..

He's got a point. Trash the room. Break the furniture, smash the TV, smear tulip on the walls, leave the window open,then pop downstairs so reception sees you pop back up and then phone down to say your room has been broken into.

[BigRed]

You go down to reception complain about the shower, demand a new room and a discount.

[KentPhilip]

Can't you chuck the television out of the window?
Well it'll keep their mind off the tap..

[suityou01]

Good one, didn't think of that.

Shut it, winkle

[Mich the Tester]

If you dont get it sorted, now, you will smell like a Spartans armpit tomorrow at work

Nah, I can jump in the swimming pool again (and turn up shivering).

[EternalOptimist]

If you dont get it sorted, now, you will smell like a Spartans armpit tomorrow at work

[Mich the Tester]

I think you meant to call this thread "Advice Please"

No, I thought it was time for a change.

[Ticktock]

I think you meant to call this thread "Advice Please"