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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?
    He's saving that excuse for the hospital to explain why he needs the "foreign object" removing.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Told them at reception. They said 'thanks for telling us; it's going to be renovated anyway, but thanks; lots of people break things and try to pretend there's nothing wrong.'

    Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.
    Extra $500 on the room bill now.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I told them at reception I am Japanese and love water sports. Also asked them to direct me to A&E so I can have the tap removed from my bottom.

    Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.
    FTFY

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Told them at reception. They said 'thanks for telling us; it's going to be renovated anyway, but thanks; lots of people break things and try to pretend there's nothing wrong.'

    Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by BigRed View Post

    You go down to reception complain about the shower, demand a new room and a discount.
    Or just leave a bad review on Trip Adviser.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?
    no no no. Spartans dont sue.

    they shout 'hut hut hut' and form a circle



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  • Zippy
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    You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Can't you chuck the television out of the window?
    Well it'll keep their mind off the tap..
    He's got a point. Trash the room. Break the furniture, smash the TV, smear tulip on the walls, leave the window open,then pop downstairs so reception sees you pop back up and then phone down to say your room has been broken into.

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  • BigRed
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    You go down to reception complain about the shower, demand a new room and a discount.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Can't you chuck the television out of the window?
    Well it'll keep their mind off the tap..

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Good one, didn't think of that.
    Shut it, winkle

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    If you dont get it sorted, now, you will smell like a Spartans armpit tomorrow at work






    Nah, I can jump in the swimming pool again (and turn up shivering).

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  • EternalOptimist
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    If you dont get it sorted, now, you will smell like a Spartans armpit tomorrow at work






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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    I think you meant to call this thread "Advice Please"
    No, I thought it was time for a change.

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  • Ticktock
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    I think you meant to call this thread "Advice Please"

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