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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by GB9 View Post
    Then she pulled her skirt back down and ran off?
    Only after I whipped my sporran back to position,

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  • GB9
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I'd nearly forgot about polite Britishness!

    You know this English lass, she's new to town, I say's to her "morning beautiful" (something about my accent in the morning makes deeper than usual), I then said "Ah, is that a little Britishness coming through?" as her cheeks turned to full rose.
    Then she pulled her skirt back down and ran off?

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I cringed on your behalf reading that
    :O)

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I cringed on your behalf reading that
    It did sound a bit rapey

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So come on Suity! What solution did you pick?


    I was a total girl and sat there suffering in silence. I've made enough of a fuss about the PM, slack project management and lack of discipline, I didn't want to rock the boat still further so I pussied out.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I'd nearly forgot about polite Britishness!

    You know this English lass, she's new to town, I say's to her "morning beautiful" (something about my accent in the morning makes deeper than usual), I then said "Ah, is that a little Britishness coming through?" as her cheeks turned to full rose.

    So cute.
    I cringed on your behalf reading that

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Dude, have you forgotten who you're talking to
    So come on Suity! What solution did you pick?


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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I would suggest you ask the relevant person to stop.

    What I wouldn't do is whinge like a bitch on an IT Contractors forum.
    Dude, have you forgotten who you're talking to

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    This place is full of permies now - whinge all yer want
    Permies? FFS, this place really has gone downhill!

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    What I wouldn't do is whinge like a bitch on an IT Contractors forum.
    This place is full of permies now - whinge all yer want

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  • Churchill
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    I would suggest you ask the relevant person to stop.

    What I wouldn't do is whinge like a bitch on an IT Contractors forum.

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  • scooterscot
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    I'd nearly forgot about polite Britishness!

    You know this English lass, she's new to town, I say's to her "morning beautiful" (something about my accent in the morning makes deeper than usual), I then said "Ah, is that a little Britishness coming through?" as her cheeks turned to full rose.

    So cute.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I can think of something more effective than treacle.
    Picric acid?

    Bit harsh, but will cure this guy's tapping in no time, when each tap sounds like a gunshot

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  • aussielong
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    Give up now

    For f****s sake, in the time it took you to post this drivel, you could of stood up, said "whoa! You know what happened to Barry
    Manilow dont you?"..

    He says "no"

    You say "exactly!"... Boom!


    You are a total weakling


    I would crush you like a fickjnv coke can if you were playing in my team

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Got a co-worker (only works 2 days a week mind, looks like something out of the Wonga ads) and he sits there all day tapping and drumming his fingers on his desk.

    Driving me but I'm too polite to say anything.

    Any inventive ways of solving this?
    Does he keep talking about the drums?

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