Tory MP's in Scotland feeling increasingly worried

[EternalOptimist]

I just hope Tian Tian doesn't get her bear bare t1t out in front of any visiting job centre staff.

[scooterscot]

Yang Guang - 'I just been over on CUK'
Tian Tian - 'And ???'
YG - 'That there scooterscots got a thing about 400,000 new babies'
TT - 'And ???'
YG - 'Well, you're not helping are you ? getting up the duff an all'
TT -'This is different. We are rare'
YG - 'Nope, its a immigrant population boom'
TT -'Look, not everything is black and white you know'

[EternalOptimist]

The fat man Salmond must have been pulling a slanty eyed face when he heard the news this morning.

I fully expect a whole range of tulipe Scottish jokes, McPanda and all the feckin rest.

Yang Guang - 'I just been over on CUK'
Tian Tian - 'And ???'
YG - 'That there scooterscots got a thing about 400,000 new babies'
TT - 'And ???'
YG - 'Well, you're not helping are you ? getting up the duff an all'
TT -'This is different. We are rare'
YG - 'Nope, its a immigrant population boom'
TT -'Look, not everything is black and white you know'

[minestrone]

The fat man Salmond must have been pulling a slanty eyed face when he heard the news this morning.

I fully expect a whole range of tulipe Scottish jokes, McPanda and all the feckin rest.

[DodgyAgent]

Annoyingly just one; one too many.

Quite. We would not want Scotland to develop an enterprise and self reliance culture would we? Or even a spoilsport that would stop borrowing

[scooterscot]

There are Tory MPs in Scotland? I thought they'd been swept from the land?

Annoyingly just one; one too many.

[MrMark]

There are Tory MPs in Scotland? I thought they'd been swept from the land?

[scooterscot]

as stories arise that Tian Tian may be pregnant

BBC News - Edinburgh Zoo panda Tian Tian 'may be pregnant'