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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    I know you horrible lot of cynics will sneer at this but I am afraid it is quite true that having an intermediary to help smooth the path is very useful indeed. The same applies to financial advice, legal advice or using a Macmillan nurse.

    Of course it only really works when the recruiter is skilled and knows what he is doing and has the emotional intelligence to do the job properly. Most do not.

    Q. Why is this agent up to his neck in Horse Shoite?
    A. Because we ran out of Horse Shoite






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  • DodgyAgent
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    I know you horrible lot of cynics will sneer at this but I am afraid it is quite true that having an intermediary to help smooth the path is very useful indeed. The same applies to financial advice, legal advice or using a Macmillan nurse.

    Of course it only really works when the recruiter is skilled and knows what he is doing and has the emotional intelligence to do the job properly. Most do not.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by CloudWalker View Post
    I hate phone calls from recruiters who say "your perfect for the roll" when in fact they are just C.V fishing
    Mmmm, my perfect roll

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by CloudWalker View Post
    I hate phone calls from recruiters who say "your perfect for the roll" when in fact they are just C.V fishing
    That sentence hurt my teeth

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by CloudWalker View Post
    I hate phone calls from recruiters who say "your perfect for the roll" when in fact they are just C.V fishing
    Nobody want to be a pimp's lunch.

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  • CloudWalker
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    I hate phone calls from recruiters who say "your perfect for the roll" when in fact they are just C.V fishing

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  • Old Greg
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  • TheFaQQer
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    For a headhunter, or a decent permie role, that all makes sense. For what most of us do, it doesn't.

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  • jmo21
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    What if what you didn’t know was that the two you don’t match are the two that are the most important to the hiring manager, and without it they won’t consider you?
    PUT THAT IN THE FRACKING JOB DESCRIPTION THEN YOU MORONS!!!!

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  • SimonMac
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    I stopped reading at "Up-front honesty"

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  • MaryPoppins
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    It sounds hilarious in 'theory':
    • Direct contact with hiring manager
    • They know the ins and outs of the job description
    • Provide career advice
    • Up-front honesty
    • Interview preparation

    Let me just laugh my ass right off

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  • Bunk
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    It sounds good in theory, but in reality they're usually illiterate, clueless, conniving and incompetent.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Meanwhile in a Galaxy Far Far Away

    Why a Recruiter is Necessary in Your Job Search
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