Any eproctophiles here?

[Platypus]

Most husbands seem to think that their wives get turned on by their constant farting

Then they boo hoo when their wives fsck off

[EternalOptimist]

If you'd take your arse off his face for a moment he might be able to say something about it.

Ah yes, the old 'furry bulldog-clip, buttock nose pincher' manouvre

[Mich the Tester]

Well he definitely moans when I drop one...

If you'd take your arse off his face for a moment he might be able to say something about it.

[mudskipper]

That could be a hint from hubby...

Well he definitely moans when I drop one...

[Paddy]

Hubby tells a tale of his neighbour in his uni halls whose sexual activity could be heard through the walls. Apparently on one occasion "fart in my face" was heard before the usual grunts and moans. I always assumed it was either a made up story, or a wind up by the neighbour.

That could be a hint from hubby...

[Mich the Tester]

"fart in my face" was heard before the usual grunts and moans. I always assumed it was either a made up story, or a wind.

ftfy

[mudskipper]

Hubby tells a tale of his neighbour in his uni halls whose sexual activity could be heard through the walls. Apparently on one occasion "fart in my face" was heard before the usual grunts and moans. I always assumed it was either a made up story, or a wind up by the neighbour.

[Mich the Tester]

I remember reading about some Aussie woman who's farts caused spontaneous erections amongst the male customers at some bar or other.

I'm sure it was in New Scientist.

Or I dreamed it, which is equally likely.

If an eproctophile has an erotic dream, could it be a double-wet dream?

[EternalOptimist]

Must be some among you lot;

First case of man 'sexually aroused by flatulence' - Telegraph


And now the gizoogle variant;

First case of playa 'sexually aroused by flatulence' - Telegraph

not me. my f@rts would chase a maggot off a dead cat

[Mich the Tester]

Must be some among you lot;

First case of man 'sexually aroused by flatulence' - Telegraph


And now the gizoogle variant;

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?se...le+Dis+Shiznit