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Originally posted by Freaki Li Cuatre View Post(and British ones too sometimes)
When in in a bar in Europe, please take a seat and a waiter will come and serve you.
DO NOT expect to be served at the bar where you will only distract the staff from doing their jobs and in the meantime attract another bunch of stragglers who will further delay my parched mouth from getting the ice cold Cruzcampo inundation it so desperately needs.
¡Oiga camarero! Una cerveza
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Originally posted by Freaki Li Cuatre View Post(and British ones too sometimes)
When in in a bar in Europe, please take a seat and a waiter will come and serve you.
DO NOT expect to be served at the bar where you will only distract the staff from doing their jobs and in the meantime attract another bunch of stragglers who will further delay my parched mouth from getting the ice cold Cruzcampo inundation it so desperately needs.
I don't know about Spain though as it's where the poor people go.
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I was a regular sat next to the bar in Frau Möllers on Lange Reihe in Hamburg, and in the Delirium Tremens bars in Brussels...
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More points;
Americans; knee length shorts and basketball shoes are for playing basketball, not for visiting cafés and restaurants. Plus; basketball players are generally well trained athletes without great flabby blobs of blubber wobbling over the sides of their trousers.
British tourists; there is a wonderful invention known as suncream. Try it; it stops you turning pink in the sun.
Dutch tourists; put a bloody shirt on, and make sure it has sleeves at least covering the top of your arms. Vests are for under your shirt or for running. Again, runners are usually well trained athletes without great flabby blobs of blubber wobbling out of their shirts.
Russian tourists; yes we know you've got oil and steel and you can afford gold and diamond studded rolexes and Adidas tracksuits (I would refer you to the previous points about basketball players and runners) but please be a little more quiet, no, chicken nuggets and Vosne Romanée weren't made to go together and the paintings in the Sistine Chapel are not for sale.
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American Tourists
(and British ones too sometimes)
When in in a bar in Europe, please take a seat and a waiter will come and serve you.
DO NOT expect to be served at the bar where you will only distract the staff from doing their jobs and in the meantime attract another bunch of stragglers who will further delay my parched mouth from getting the ice cold Cruzcampo inundation it so desperately needs.Tags: None
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