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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2013, 07:45
Originally posted by stek View Post

Couldn't lend me your Jersey, I'm Friesian.....?

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I've herd that one before. You're pasture sell by date.
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Mich the Tester replied

22 July 2013, 07:43
Originally posted by AtW View Post

"M25 Kent - Long delays on M25 clockwise between J5, M26 (Sevenoaks) and J6, A22 (Godstone), because of earlier cows on the road. In the roadworks area. Travel time is around 40 minutes."

Cud have been worse; cud have been bulls.
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stek replied

22 July 2013, 07:40
Couldn't lend me your Jersey, I'm Friesian.....?

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GB9 replied

22 July 2013, 07:35
Yeah. Pull the udder one.
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bless 'em all replied

21 July 2013, 20:46
A quick toot of the horn will get them moving along.
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mudskipper replied

21 July 2013, 20:26
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Udderly disgraceful.

Now you're milking the gag.
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KentPhilip replied

21 July 2013, 18:39
Originally posted by corndog

Gosh, there was nearly a major milk spillage!
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MarillionFan replied

21 July 2013, 17:43
Udderly disgraceful.
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barrydidit replied

21 July 2013, 17:39
Mooove along now. Nothing to see here.
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AtW started a topic When cows go home?

21 July 2013, 17:30
When cows go home?

"M25 Kent - Long delays on M25 clockwise between J5, M26 (Sevenoaks) and J6, A22 (Godstone), because of earlier cows on the road. In the roadworks area. Travel time is around 40 minutes."
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