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I am feeling really pleased with myself, finished a jigsaw in 5 days and on the box it said 5-7 years .....
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Hi Derek,
I suggest you avoid jigsaw puzzles and try to learn how to talk to and understand women instead of staring at their arses. That way you may have a long term relationship rather than winking into your curtains twice a day.
HTH.
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You would need a really big shed to do one of those inOriginally posted by DimPrawn View PostHello.
My name is derek and aside from mathematics and sheds, I'm really interested in jigsaw puzzles.
I'm going on a special holiday arranged by a charity for those with Aspergers, and I'm wondering which jigsaw puzzle to take for those long days away from human contact.
Thinking a couple of these might do.
Worlds Largest Puzzle - THE WORLD'S LARGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE
Which jigsaw puzzles do you take on these excursions?
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Holiday Jigsaw Puzzle
Hello.
My name is derek and aside from mathematics and sheds, I'm really interested in jigsaw puzzles.
I'm going on a special holiday arranged by a charity for those with Aspergers, and I'm wondering which jigsaw puzzle to take for those long days away from human contact.
Thinking a couple of these might do.
Worlds Largest Puzzle - THE WORLD'S LARGEST JIGSAW PUZZLE
Which jigsaw puzzles do you take on these excursions?Tags: None
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