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sasguru replied

16 July 2013, 15:13
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Jeez. Is Dimprawn in a bodyform advert???

Apparently so. After horse-riding on the beach and staring at women's arses, it's off for a spot of jet-skiing, more staring at arses, renting a jeep and meeting unspecified people, staring at their arses, then some water sports.

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DodgyAgent replied

16 July 2013, 14:56
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Could you take Dim with you and show him the ropes?
Apparently when he likes a woman all he can do is stare at her arse. Then go horse-riding on the beach. Or something.

I am going to play golf and he can polish my balls between shots
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MarillionFan replied

16 July 2013, 14:44
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Could you take Dim with you and show him the ropes?
Apparently when he likes a woman all he can do is stare at her arse. Then go horse-riding on the beach. Or something.

Jeez. Is Dimprawn in a bodyform advert???
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sasguru replied

16 July 2013, 14:35
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

I am going next year. Thanks MF

Could you take Dim with you and show him the ropes?
Apparently when he likes a woman all he can do is stare at her arse. Then go horse-riding on the beach. Or something.
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DodgyAgent replied

16 July 2013, 14:31
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

No you don't have to be a geek, they'll let you in as well.

I am going next year. Thanks MF
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MarillionFan replied

16 July 2013, 14:16
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

I always thought thailand was where geeky ugly blokes with no personality go to meet women

No you don't have to be a geek, they'll let you in as well.
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sasguru replied

16 July 2013, 14:15
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

I always thought thailand was where geeky ugly blokes with no personality go to meet women

Now, now, don't put ideas into Dim's mind. You know he's too scared to leave Swindon.
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Ketchup replied

16 July 2013, 14:14
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

I always thought thailand was where geeky ugly blokes with no personality go to meet women

I always thought Agents went to buy try and class in Marbella
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DodgyAgent replied

16 July 2013, 14:09
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Well jel.

Actually I'm not. KL is too hot and bustly and Langkawi is a bit dull to be honest. Thailand is always my preference.

I always thought thailand was where geeky ugly blokes with no personality go to meet women
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MarillionFan replied

16 July 2013, 13:56
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

KL and Langkawi. Might even do a spot of diving for the first time.

Well jel.

Actually I'm not. KL is too hot and bustly and Langkawi is a bit dull to be honest. Thailand is always my preference.
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Old Hack replied

16 July 2013, 10:40
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I like Asia in the monsoon. Rains regular as clockwork for about 2 hours, but that's a relief from the heat, and the sun is never far behind.
Went in high season once and got heat exhaustion - was laid out for 2 days. Won't be doing that again.

Of course, it's a lot colder in summer

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Troll replied

16 July 2013, 10:36
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Troll replied

16 July 2013, 10:32
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Went in high season once and got heat exhaustion - was laid out for 2 days. Won't be doing that again.

wussy
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sasguru replied

16 July 2013, 10:26
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

When Sas and family arrive at his imagined tropical paradise, they'll find it's more like the Kurtz's camp in Apocalype Now

Kurtz's camp

I like Asia in the monsoon. Rains regular as clockwork for about 2 hours, but that's a relief from the heat, and the sun is never far behind.
Went in high season once and got heat exhaustion - was laid out for 2 days. Won't be doing that again.

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OwlHoot replied

16 July 2013, 10:20
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Going anywhere nice/exotic/adventurous/warm/relaxing/hedonistic/different?

When Sas and family arrive at his imagined tropical paradise, they'll find it's more like the Kurtz's camp in Apocalype Now
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