Hello GCHQ!

[Zippy]

to all nosy barstewards, foreign and domestic.

[OwlHoot]

One well-trained cretin-watcher can deal with about 30/40 cretins provided they do it full time.

But doing that full time is cretinous

Quis credinodiet ipsos cretinodes?

[pjclarke]

So how is that Gareth Mallory chap shaping up as the new 'M'?

[Alias]

[Mich the Tester]

May I be the first to welcome our new overlords.

No. You're the fourth behind Sas, Me and Doodab.

[Old Greg]

May I be the first to welcome our new overlords. I have prepared for their inspection a list of c***s:

MF

[sasguru]

Yes but these are harmless cretins. .

Not necessarily. Dim, for example, is a danger to good taste.

[sasguru]

But these guys have 60 million cretins to watch....

Hang on that's the population of the UK. So you're saying GCHQ are cretins too. Cretins watching cretins.

[doodab]

Not necessarily, see how few people we need here on cretin-watch. One well-trained cretin-watcher can deal with about 30/40 cretins provided they do it full time.

But these guys have 60 million cretins to watch....

[Mich the Tester]

Not necessarily, see how few people we need here on cretin-watch. One well-trained cretin-watcher can deal with about 30/40 cretins provided they do it full time.

Yes but these are harmless cretins. What about dangerous cretins like amateur terrorists who put bombs in their underpants and set fire to their goolies or shove dynamite in their bums when going to meet the Saudi foreign minister? You might want to keep an extra eye on them.

[sasguru]

I bet that's a big department.

Not necessarily, see how few people we need here on cretin-watch. One well-trained cretin-watcher can deal with about 30/40 cretins provided they do it full time.

[Mich the Tester]

Do you guys have a separate department for cretin surveillance?

I bet that's a big department.

[sasguru]

Do you guys have a separate department for cretin surveillance?

[Mich the Tester]

Beat me to it!



Greetings NSA, GCHQ and any other security agency!


Do you like films about gladiators?
Have you bled the radiators?
Do you lick the chutney spoon?

[sasguru]

Nice weather, we're having, what!