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Previously on "Signs the apocalypse is coming"

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    "Right" is fine.
    No, it's not. Silk is fine.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Actually it's "You're correct... "

    Das ist richtig
    Says the imbecile who doesn't know the difference between "shall" and "will".

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Actually it's "You're correct... "

    Das ist richtig
    "Right" is fine.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    He speaks good English for an unwashed heathen barbarian.
    Actually it's "You're correct... "

    Das ist richtig

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You're right, it's not.
    It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".
    He speaks good English for an unwashed heathen barbarian.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You're right, it's not.
    It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

    Falling standards of literacy do correlate with collapsing civilizations so he may be onto something.

    On a related note, I saw a sculpture in Shannon Airport departure lounge called 'Spirit of Duty Free', a tribute to the soaring power of cut price booze and an ill omen, I fear.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You're right, it's not.
    It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".


    But would everything be alright if the seagull was eating a live pigeon?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You're right, it's not.
    It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".
    POTD

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    You're right, it's not.
    It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I seen a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday.

    That can't be right.
    You're right, it's not.
    It should be "I saw a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday".

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  • minestrone
    started a topic Signs the apocalypse is coming

    Signs the apocalypse is coming

    I seen a seagull eating a dead pigeon yesterday.

    That can't be right.

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