Taking out a willy

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fullyautomatix replied

26 June 2013, 07:26
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

mmmm gherkins

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I take it you like willies or wallies.
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barrydidit replied

26 June 2013, 06:18
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

Very Orwillyan!

FTFY
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Dactylion replied

26 June 2013, 06:14
Originally posted by administrator View Post

Long enough to give me time to check out your LinkedIn profile

Very Orwellian!
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Zippy replied

25 June 2013, 22:56
mmmm gherkins
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AtW replied

25 June 2013, 22:41
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

Moderated posts!! Blooming 'eck....

How long does this go on for?

They cut you some slack after you go above 30k posts...
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administrator replied

25 June 2013, 22:30
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

Moderated posts!! Blooming 'eck....

How long does this go on for?

Long enough to give me time to check out your LinkedIn profile

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Is it me or are there a lot of new posters recently?

Not sure will have a butchers. Any good ones worth checking out?
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doodab replied

25 June 2013, 22:28
Is it me or are there a lot of new posters recently?
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Dactylion replied

25 June 2013, 17:09
Moderated posts!! Blooming 'eck....

How long does this go on for?
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Dactylion replied

25 June 2013, 17:07
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I think they're called wallies, or they were when I used to go to the chippie...

Originally posted by Platypus View Post

^ Yep

WTS

WFT Calls a long green thing with spots and warts a willy?

Well other than <Insert UserID here>
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Platypus replied

25 June 2013, 14:16
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I think they're called wallies, or they were when I used to go to the chippie...

^ Yep
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darmstadt replied

25 June 2013, 14:11
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Have you never heard gherkins called willies?

I think they're called wallies, or they were when I used to go to the chippie...
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doodab replied

25 June 2013, 12:57
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

You keep your penis in a jar of pickled gherkins?

Have you never heard gherkins called willies?
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Platypus replied

25 June 2013, 12:37
You keep your penis in a jar of pickled gherkins?
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doodab started a topic Taking out a willy

25 June 2013, 12:29
Taking out a willy

It's very stiff.

I mean the lid on my jar of Gherkins.
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