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I can recommend some good agencies to dine at.Originally posted by zeitghostI laid a truly humongous turd the other day... it was so long that it left one end sticking out of the water.
The smell was horrendous.
Must have been that agent I had for dinner last week...
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You're not Chris Gower by any chance are you?Originally posted by FungusJust had a big dump. Two large turds that floated so that's a good sign.
ATW
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Just had a big dump. Two large turds that floated so that's a good sign.
ATW
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You mean you had a choice of the traditional drink of Russia (Vodka) or the traditional drink of Birmingham (Tennants Super) and you went for Highland Spring.Originally posted by AtWsparkling water with lemon in it.
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Could you see your friend while having lunch? or was it <VIC n BOB STYLE> All in your mind.. </VIC n BOB STYLE>
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Originally posted by Mavis Rileyhome-made chilli with rice, side salad and sparkling water with lemon in it please Betty.
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just the one thenOriginally posted by AtWI was out with my friend.
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I was out with my friend.Originally posted by DimPrawnEating alone again AtW?
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I'm looking forward to reading the next installment, provisionally titled "The accidental follow through" ...
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Today's lunch
Nice garden in a local pub: home-made chilli with rice, side salad and sparkling water with lemon in it.
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