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So how does this work then? I presume you play the tetris game, and the lower the score the higher the alcohol level?
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Would love to give this to all the kids who pretend to be drunk in town on a night out.
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I worked over there, and you got used to their big talk. Nice people, but a bit pumped up once they've has a Riesling or two...Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI suggested he roll to Great Britain on chains, that it would be newsworthy, be a world first like.
A filthy look was shot across the dinner table. Absolutely priceless
You should meet the Austrians...
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Technically two, as you have to have one to be tested on, but always have one available to be tested with, so if you are tested, you no longer have one to test with, so can be charged (on advice from gendarme in village). However, he also said, like most French rules considered stupid, no one is going to implement it, unless you do something stupid, like call one of them a retard when they pull you over for something.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostApparently French law demands you carry a breathalyzer in the car if you drive there. Another reason not to go on holiday to France.
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One of my German colleagues proudly announced he has never been to France, and if he were to travel there he would be rolling on chains.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostApparently French law demands you carry a breathalyzer in the car if you drive there. Another reason not to go on holiday to France.
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Apparently French law demands you carry a breathalyzer in the car if you drive there. Another reason not to go on holiday to France.
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