If he writes texts using his index finger he's no texting expert is he?
Use yer thumbs!!
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There's an app for that.Originally posted by doodab View PostI thought all computer experts used their computer one handed
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No-one here, I hope
What a bunch of crap: Computer expert who injured his index finger sues for £150,000 compensation because he can't send text messages | Mail Online
Yet he worked here, a chain of second hand shops, which I don't think is the forefront of the computer world: http://www.mgeshops.com/ and there are people with one or no hands successfully using computers. Knob.which have seen him go from working at the forefront of the computer world to being unable to use a normal mouse and keyboard.Tags: None
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