Reply to: The official "sad pathetic staying at home on Friday losers" thread

[mudskipper]

There was an old abbess of Bicester
Who strapped a courgette on a sister
Who buggered the mother
Whilst felching a brother
And getting the bishop to fist 'er.

FTFY, you have to think about the alliteration.

[Zippy]

Sister Mary Joseph and Sister Bridget are in the bath and theres a knock at the bathroom door.
Sister Mary Joseph says "Who is it?"
Comes the reply "It's the blind man"
The nuns have a conversation and decide there is no harm in letting him in so Sister Mary Joseph gets out of the bath and opens the door.
"Phwooaar ... nice tits missus - now where do you want these blinds"

The old gags really are the best.

[MyUserName]

Just bought Rise of the Guardians for my daughter. She got bored almost immediately but I was hooked and put it back on after she went to bed. Santa as a tattoo covered, sword wielding Cossack was awesome!

About to watch an actual grown up film and drink wine

[northernladyuk]

What do you call a nun after a sex change?

A trans-sister.

There was an old abbess of Bicester
Who strapped a courgette on a sister
Who buggered the mother
While felching a brother
And getting the bishop to fist 'er.

[mudskipper]

What do you call a nun after a sex change?

A trans-sister.

[mudskipper]

depressing the hell out of me - now you have planted the idea .... cheers

Two nuns cycling down the street. The first one says "I've never come
this way before"; the second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

[Dallas]

It made me smile.

depressing the hell out of me - now you have planted the idea .... cheers

[mudskipper]

you were going to jump on 'rumpy' wernt you

It made me smile.

[Dallas]

Ah, you edited

you were going to jump on 'rumpy' wernt you

[mudskipper]

red wine is numbing pain of sore legs a treat

where did all the rain come from today - made me grumpy and cold so the vino is making me all warm inside

tv is pants tonight

bored already

Ah, you edited

[Dallas]

Still sober. Playing catch up.

red wine is numbing pain of sore legs a treat

where did all the rain come from today - made me grumpy and cold so the vino is making me all warm inside

tv is pants tonight

bored already

[mudskipper]

^^Bump!^^

Sad pathetic tosser reporting in again. Just about to open my 4th beer. Cheers!

Still sober. Playing catch up.

[Jeff Maginty]

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[MyUserName]

Took kids back an forth to their clubs. Autistic 4 year old went violently berserk because I brought her brother to pick her up so we could all walk home rather than bringing the car like she was expecting.

Bought a curry, added more hot sauce to it and ate it with mrs mun whilst watching programmes we recorded. She is asleep so did some longsword practice in the back garden.

Up early tomorrow to take my son to the park run!

[ctdctd]

I'm in .

I did think about rearranging the sockies, but after a couple of glasses of the old vin rouge who can be bothered. Played poker instead

FTFY