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Previously on "Made me chuckle"
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the great white fake
This picture is almost as convincing as the happy holiday maker posing on top of the World Trade Center with an airliner approaching at speed over his shoulder (apparently the camera was found amongst the debris of Ground Zero), or the photograph of the massive tsunami wave dwarfing 10 storey buildings taken by a "member of the flight crew of a commercial plane".
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Originally posted by kramerDo you think the inset "ALLFANTASYART.COM" gives the game away a bit?
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Originally posted by ALMThat cannot be real.
Do you think the inset "ALLFANTASYART.COM" gives the game away a bit?
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Originally posted by ALMYeh ... they way the 2 guys are casually standing by gives it away i think.
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Originally posted by NickITYou are right. It is not real. Its an example of what a Megalodon would look like if they still existed.
All hail El Tone!
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Originally posted by NickITYou are right. It is not real. Its an example of what a Megalodon would look like if they still existed.
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You are right. It is not real. Its an example of what a Megalodon would look like if they still existed.
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Made me chuckle
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Christiano Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, "I'll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, "Who was that?!"
"That," Beckham answered, "was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country."
"Well," Rooney replied, "she knows F*** all about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"Tags: None
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