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Previously on "Why didn't any of you Daleks mention this?"

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  • Davros
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Top banana - let's have a role call for all the daleks!
    Do I count?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by monkeyboy
    The goose stepping galek is a classic
    Top banana - let's have a role call for all the daleks!

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  • monkeyboy
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    The goose stepping galek is a classic

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  • NaziDalek
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    Originally posted by BobTheCrate
    Formidable & menacing creatures indeed.

    Germanic origins ?
    Jawohl!!!

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  • BobTheCrate
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    Originally posted by Black Dalek
    We are emotionless hence do not give a feck either way
    Originally posted by TwinGoldDaleks
    He was of no further use.
    Originally posted by A shed load of daleks
    ditto=Daleks Intend to Take Over
    Formidable & menacing creatures indeed.

    Germanic origins ?

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  • TwinGoldDaleks
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    Right everyone, you've all had your fun. Back to the robotising production line or I'll set the Slyther on you.
    Robotising production line? That's a mere cyberman's job!

    Any pests you want exterminated?

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by Rebel Dalek
    Up your's blobby. I'm off to the Methane Swamps for a quickie with my bird!
    Chav. It's the mercury swamps on Vulcan for me.

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  • Rebel Dalek
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    Right everyone, you've all had your fun. Back to the robotising production line or I'll set the Slyther on you.

    Up your's blobby. I'm off to the Methane Swamps for a quickie with my bird!

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    I know when to be lenient, and when to be harsh.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Emperor Dalek
    Right everyone, you've all had your fun. Back to the robotising production line or I'll set the Slyther on you.
    Well said Sir, after this kind of banter from the Dalek Community, next thing you know the Daleks will be wanting the weekend off,followed no doubt by the Daleks Rights Charter.

    Give em enough rope ...

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Right everyone, you've all had your fun. Back to the robotising production line or I'll set the Slyther on you.

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Good recovery

    Originally posted by A shed load of Daleks
    <Sigh>

    Ditto = Daleks Intend to Take Over

    HTH
    Thinking on your feet, er, base, I like that. Keep up the good work.

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  • A shed load of Daleks
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    Ditto?
    The most evil race in the galaxy, destroyers of worlds, cleansers of races, vicious butchering murdering barbarians.
    Ditto? That's a bit twee isn't it, a bit fey, a bit gay even. Ditto.
    Jesus H Christ, what is the world coming to, Ditto FFS!
    <Sigh>

    Ditto = Daleks Intend to Take Over

    HTH

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Ditto?

    Originally posted by A shed load of Daleks
    Ditto
    Ditto?
    The most evil race in the galaxy, destroyers of worlds, cleansers of races, vicious butchering murdering barbarians.
    Ditto? That's a bit twee isn't it, a bit fey, a bit gay even. Ditto.
    Jesus H Christ, what is the world coming to, Ditto FFS!

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  • Gold Dalek
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    "came up with the peculiar metallic tones by speaking through a ring modulator"


    Is that the same as talking through your arse?

    Anyway whatever happened to Captain Pugwash? is it too un-PC to be shown now-a-days? - same with Noggin the Nog

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