From Metro today: crime blamed on Ipod

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Spartacus replied

20 July 2006, 11:09
It's all our fault, us disgusting greedy middle classes. What we need is higher taxes and more laws.
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 July 2006, 10:47
Originally posted by John Galt

Anyway. So is the Government trying to tell us that is we have a big house we should expect to get burgled and if we don't look like a chav we should expect to get mugged???

Sounds like it. If you dont have anything worth nicking you wont get anything nicked.
Obviously we should all stop working so hard to earn our toys, not buy any toys and then crime will then just vanish!
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John Galt replied

20 July 2006, 10:44
Anyway. So is the Government trying to tell us that is we have a big house we should expect to get burgled and if we don't look like a chav we should expect to get mugged???
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Francko replied

20 July 2006, 10:00
Originally posted by Torran

Lizards decended from Monkeys

when did this happen?

Everybody descend from monkeys. Apart from Chico who directly descends from God.
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Torran replied

20 July 2006, 09:47
Originally posted by Francko

Although you still descend from a monkey (just as everybody).

Lizards decended from Monkeys

when did this happen?
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Francko replied

20 July 2006, 09:39
Originally posted by zeitghost

Being lizardy is a plus too... (or should that be a plus two?)

Although you still descend from a monkey (just as everybody).
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monkeyboy replied

20 July 2006, 09:34
Nought wrong with a monkey, can't say the same for the Daleks.
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hyperD replied

20 July 2006, 09:09
Originally posted by Francko

As long as there is something to blame we are safe.

Absolutely!

BTW, what's with the monkey avatar? Too many monkeys (and daleks) on here.
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Francko replied

20 July 2006, 09:07
Originally posted by hyperD

Mine ultimately blames the government excuses for lack of "bobbys on the beat"...

As long as there is something to blame we are safe.
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hyperD replied

20 July 2006, 09:05
Originally posted by Francko

Yours blames mobiles, I blame ipods.

Mine ultimately blames the government excuses for lack of "bobbys on the beat"...
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Francko replied

20 July 2006, 08:59
Originally posted by hyperD

http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread8970.html

Yours blames mobiles, I blame ipods.
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hyperD replied

20 July 2006, 08:13
http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread8970.html
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Francko started a topic From Metro today: crime blamed on Ipod

20 July 2006, 07:56
From Metro today: crime blamed on Ipod

British blaming culture at its best!

It's those spoiled rotten children and teenagers who are pushing up crime in UK because of their expensive mobiles and ipod.

And don't forget that it's because of Ronaldo that England lost the world cup!
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