Russian humour....

[SimonMac]

I always wondered, what the Russian word for a jet-ski ?

Водные мотоциклы

[EternalOptimist]

I always wondered, what the Russian word for a jet-ski ?

[Spacecadet]

The KGB, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary General of the UN decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that the rabbit does not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming. The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

[Troll]

How does every Russian joke start?

...By looking over your shoulder.

[Paddy]

Stalin visits a gulag. He gets out the Zill and gets shown around the gulag by his very nervous minders. Discussing matters in for commandant’s office Stalin relaxes and decides to smoke however, on find his pipe missing, the minders panic and try to find it. Stalin gets into a rage and storms back to the car where he finds his pipe resting on the back seat. He laughs it off and shouts over to his minders saying the pipe was in the car all along. The minders come up to the window and sheepishly ask Stalin, “What do we do with the prisoners who confessed to steeling it?”

[SimonMac]

[Troll]

I guess you had to have been there

[rhubarb]

Well, if anyone cares I thought it was funny..

Sign says something like;

Pawn Shop; Roskolnikov - We are open, 5% commission...

Crime and Punishment?

I'll get my coat....

I think a is called for here..

[stek]

Well, if anyone cares I thought it was funny..

Sign says something like;

Pawn Shop; Roskolnikov - We are open, 5% commission...

Crime and Punishment?

I'll get my coat....

[stek]

Your such a wannabe Russian Stek. Do you sometimes take the fuses out of your fuse box and sit in the dark nursing a single cold potato with a bent knife?

I do that! I do! How we laughed! Ha

Ha

Ha

[MarillionFan]

Way off, think Dostoyevsky...

Your such a wannabe Russian Stek. Do you sometimes take the fuses out of your fuse box and sit in the dark nursing a single cold potato with a bent knife?

[stek]

Way off, think Dostoyevsky...

[mudskipper]

The last four letters on the poster are an anagram of knob. Is that it?

[RiCu]

Nyet?

[stek]

Geddit?