Reply to: Phew! What a scorcher!

[wendigo100]

I have spent most of this summer chasing a farken cricket ball around the field! What a waste of beautiful weather!

Me too. Who do you play for?

[mcquiggd]

Edinburgh has it's own Damart Thermal Underwear shop

Haven't seen any blokes in a kilt for a while... but thankfully lots of absolute babes in short skirts, low cut tops and suntans - you know the women, the ones that hide somewhere magical until the sun comes out, then suddently everywhere you look, there's a stunner.

Festival time is approaching.. yum!

[Alf W]

There is a shortage of fans in the shops... reminds me of the summer of notsolongago when there was a shortage of fans in the shops. Did everyone throw them away since then?

No, so I currently have an absolutely filthy, cobweb covered one blasting ming all over the lounge.

[Fungus]

I was enjoying the sauna at work. Then some numpty bint discovered the air-con was set to maximum heat. Now it's cool. Damn.

[cameraman]

There is a shortage of fans in the shops... reminds me of the summer of notsolongago when there was a shortage of fans in the shops. Did everyone throw them away since then?

[Alf W]

I'm just off outside to turn my sprinkler off. It's been on for over an hour now.

[TheMonkey]

Cheap air con!

http://www.ebuyer.com/UK/product/113283/

[hyperD]

LB - Lemonade - although I try to avoid the stuff with Sodium Benzoate and Saccharin because it tastes quite ghastly.

Not tried it with Ginger but I noticed the other day Pimms #3 Winter. I guess the traditional brand has diversified?

Mrs Goof - Sadly, I have to leave a little in the bottle otherwise the trouble 'n' strife will get quite arsy to the fact that I've downed a bottle of Pimms while relaxing in the garden and at the same time kicking her redecorating budget into touch.

Even the fecking cleaner has given me a dirty look because I've had another one...

oh well, doghouse, here we come...

[Lucifer Box]

Well, it certainly was a Pimms #1 lunchtime today. Beautiful...

Now sadly I've got to do some work... blo0dy clients...

Are you a ginger ale or lemonade man, hyperD?

[MrsGoof]

Well, it certainly was a Pimms #1 lunchtime today.

ahhh! good boy. Hope you finished the bottle. it's only fair

[Hart-floot]

The difference between us and the costas is that they have wall to wall sunshine for 4 or 5 months a year - I believe it is called summer. We are momentarily plunged into hell and then it's back to drizzle and woolly jumpers

Not sure where you live but where i am we dream of drizzle

Seems like we've only had about 2 inches of rain in two years

[Mailman]

I have spent most of this summer chasing a farken cricket ball around the field! What a waste of beautiful weather!

Mailman

[DimPrawn]

They will have penty of water and air-conditioned homes. We will not.

[John Galt]

The difference between us and the costas is that they have wall to wall sunshine for 4 or 5 months a year - I believe it is called summer. We are momentarily plunged into hell and then it's back to drizzle and woolly jumpers

[hyperD]

Well, it certainly was a Pimms #1 lunchtime today. Beautiful...

Now sadly I've got to do some work... blo0dy clients...