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Previously on "Mars bars, Yorkie and Greggs"

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    I remember when a Mars bar could feed a family for a week.

    In other news, have you noticed that multi-pack crisps now contain 2 big crisps and a handful of bits?

    I'm sure they used to be the same size as the regular packets, which now cost over 50p

    (They were 2.5p when we went decimal - should I retire to a home for the bewildered yet?)
    CUK, is a home for the bewildered.

    So your in the right place.

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  • ctdctd
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    I remember when a Mars bar could feed a family for a week.

    In other news, have you noticed that multi-pack crisps now contain 2 big crisps and a handful of bits?

    I'm sure they used to be the same size as the regular packets, which now cost over 50p

    (They were 2.5p when we went decimal - should I retire to a home for the bewildered yet?)

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  • BolshieBastard
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    The mars bars has shrunk so much in size (length & width) that atw told me it resembles fullyautomatrix's erect member and is only about 5cm long!

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    MF?!

    Here's a question for you!
    Indeed, certainly big enough to be two of them.

    What would that be?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I thought they were for fat lesbians?
    MF?!

    Here's a question for you!

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I submit into evidence "The Mars Bar Duo"
    I thought they were for fat lesbians?

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  • SimonMac
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    I submit into evidence "The Mars Bar Duo"

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  • alreadypacked
    started a topic Mars bars, Yorkie and Greggs

    Mars bars, Yorkie and Greggs

    Yes, things are getting smaller, so how are we getting fatter

    ‘Mars bars used to be bigger and could actually fill you up.’ And he pointed out that Yorkie bars – once advertised as ideal for burly lorry drivers – are ‘no longer big enough for truckers’.

    Nestle chiselled 14 per cent off a Yorkie, reducing it from 64.8g to 55g, while the 65p price has stayed constant. At its peak, in 2000, it weighed 70.4g. A Mars bar, selling at 59p, has shrunk 2.5g to 58g.
    Bakery chain Greggs ... It has cut the meat content of its Steak Bake pie by 15 per cent, while keeping the price at £1.35.

    Greggs the baker was a little vague, saying its Steak Bake recipe had been altered. It said: ‘The recipe was changed over a year ago. The new Steak Bake also has a reduction in salt.’
    Products are getting smaller but price you pay stays the same | Mail Online

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