CUK Independence Party

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shaunbhoy replied

6 May 2013, 14:23
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

but the average IQ would still rise in both countries if he did leave.

1975 called. They want their joke back!
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proggy replied

6 May 2013, 10:17
Originally posted by doodab View Post

any nominations?

Shadow foreign secretary: AtW
Shadow chancellor: sasguru
Shadow education seceratary: gibbon
shadow employment minister: DA
shadow home seceratary: old hack
shadow environment minister: pjclarke

No it's the CUK IP not the mad raving loony idiots party.
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KentPhilip replied

6 May 2013, 09:47
I should be the leader. That way they can have a clown, loony, and fruitcase all in one!
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Old Hack replied

6 May 2013, 09:44
Originally posted by doodab View Post

any nominations?

Shadow foreign secretary: AtW
Shadow chancellor: sasguru
Shadow education seceratary: gibbon
Shadow employment Minister: DA
Shadow home seceratary: old hack
Shadow environment Minister: pjclarke
Shadow Health Minister: Shaunybhoy

This could be a fun list to build
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sasguru replied

6 May 2013, 09:28
Originally posted by doodab View Post

any nominations?

Shadow foreign secretary: AtW
Shadow chancellor: sasguru
Shadow education seceratary: gibbon
shadow employment minister: DA
shadow home seceratary: old hack
shadow environment minister: pjclarke

Feck me. A dream team if ever there was one.
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pmeswani replied

6 May 2013, 09:18
Re: CUK Independence Party

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

In light of Nigel Faranges decision to stand for election in 2015 I think we should set up the CUK Independence Party & contest a number of seats. It's only £500 to stand after all.

We will of course have to come up with some policies, a slogan, elect a leader and get a shadow cabinet together to represent us.

What should out policies be?

Revoke BN66?
BTL for all?
No more Bobs?
10 Years jail for those who lick the chutney spoon?

Who's standing and who wants to run for leader?

What about No more IR35? And lifetime prison for Bliar?
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doodab replied

6 May 2013, 08:53
any nominations?

Shadow foreign secretary: AtW
Shadow chancellor: sasguru
Shadow education seceratary: gibbon
shadow employment minister: DA
shadow home seceratary: old hack
shadow environment minister: pjclarke
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Old Hack replied

6 May 2013, 08:07
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I thought when MF took an IQ test the results came back negative?

Well, I am told they did request a DNA check to ensure he wasn't amoeba like, but the average IQ would still rise in both countries if he did leave.
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SimonMac replied

6 May 2013, 08:02
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

They wouldn't take him full time, better send him to Aus and raise the Average IQ of both countries.

I thought when MF took an IQ test the results came back negative?
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Old Hack replied

6 May 2013, 07:55
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Perma deportation of MF to the US?

They wouldn't take him full time, better send him to Aus and raise the Average IQ of both countries.
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SimonMac replied

6 May 2013, 07:25
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

In light of Nigel Faranges decision to stand for election in 2015 I think we should set up the CUK Independence Party & contest a number of seats. It's only £500 to stand after all.

We will of course have to come up with some policies, a slogan, elect a leader and get a shadow cabinet together to represent us.

What should out policies be?

Revoke BN66?
BTL for all?
No more Bobs?
10 Years jail for those who lick the chutney spoon?

Who's standing and who wants to run for leader?

Perma deportation of MF to the US?
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MarillionFan started a topic CUK Independence Party

6 May 2013, 01:59
CUK Independence Party

In light of Nigel Faranges decision to stand for election in 2015 I think we should set up the CUK Independence Party & contest a number of seats. It's only £500 to stand after all.

We will of course have to come up with some policies, a slogan, elect a leader and get a shadow cabinet together to represent us.

What should out policies be?

Revoke BN66?
BTL for all?
No more Bobs?
10 Years jail for those who lick the chutney spoon?

Who's standing and who wants to run for leader?
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