Re: lamborghini
Cars will be banned. They are evil fast and some people get pleasure from them, which is not "fair" to those who can't afford them.
The future is the bus!
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Guest repliedRe: lamborghini
I had a car once. Crap. Real men drive VANS.
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Guest repliedRe: lamborghini
I once owned this F1 thingy. f kin sh!te tyres. couldnt run on a michelin - f kin sh1te.
yanks used to throw full beer cans at me, f kin sh!te it was.
anyway - better than gettin f kin champagne sprayed over me fkin sh1te that was.
Ruebans
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Guest repliedRe: lamborghini
sappatz: You do get some luggage. On the last one I got a rather nice laptop bag, no good for the laptop as it is a little too small, but for carrying odds and sods when on the bike it is quite useful.
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Guest repliedlamborghini
is a large penis provided as accessory with the lamborghini ? viva la dolce vita !
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Guest repliedRe: Cars
> If a man buys a Lamborghini to compensate for having a small penis, what affliction causes him to buy two?
There's some "Extreme Body Modifications" website (BME something?) with pics that might answer this. Think bananas split down the middle :x
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Guest repliedNo Vauxhalls
Vauxhall Chevette, or Shovit, as we called it, cos that's all we ever seemed to do with it. Regularly used to drive it from London to Poole, and get the AA to bring it back for us
Second worst - Austin Allegro ("all agro") - forced on me by a well-meaning parent - even when it worked OK, it was still one of the worst-looking cars around
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Guest repliedRe: Narodny Podnik
I think that's about fair for a full tank of petrol...Skoda. It cost twenty-two pounds and I was ripped off.
Mine was a Fiat - kept breaking down. A close second was a battered old Montego, which was rubbish, but didn't break down so often.
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Guest repliedRe: Cars
Austin A 40 (tempory car, had to tie the door to keep it closed.)
Fiat 124 (rusty cra9)
Fiat 126 (even more rusty)
Renault 30 (only 12 miles per gallon)
Mercedes Benz 600 Pullman (1966) (8 miles per gallon)
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Guest repliedRe: Cars
I agree
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Guest repliedRe: Cars
planetit: I've bought more than 2 in my car buying life. I actually think they are quite a nice car.
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Guest repliedRe: Cars
Time for your medication Jules!My 2nd one is doing a car show in Germany at the moment.
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Guest repliedRe: Cars
Interview question.
If a man buys a Lamborghini to compensate for having a small penis, what affliction causes him to buy two?
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Guest repliedRe: Cars
DimPrawn: Actually all my Lambos have been pretty good. My 2nd one is doing a car show in Germany at the moment.
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Guest repliedRe: Cars
My 2nd Lamborghini was terrible, but the ones after that have been great. Which was nice.
Threaded.
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