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No Troll, not in my experience. And this is exactly why I like red wine. If I drink white wine my p*ss is just like the wine. If I drink red wine however, my p*ss is still yellow, so something remains in me. I gain something by drinking redOriginally posted by Troll View PostDo you find that alcohol helps the passage of big jobbies? - also if you drink red wine you end up with red poo... that's amazing!
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I did not experiment with nr2 though...
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7am is too early to test this theory I'm afraid.Originally posted by Troll View PostDo you find that alcohol helps the passage of big jobbies?
I found red bull used to give me red poo. It played havoc with my piles.- also if you drink red wine you end up with red poo... that's amazing!
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Do you find that alcohol helps the passage of big jobbies? - also if you drink red wine you end up with red poo... that's amazing!Originally posted by doodab View PostMy morning dump is getting bigger. Currently I follow a dump, flush, wipe, flush protocol to avoid blockages (not at client co obviously, there I do my bit to keep facilities busy) but this may soon prove inadequate. I'm also concerned that at current growth rates I'm going to need an operation by the middle of next week.
should I eat more fibre? Or less fibre? Lay off eggs for a few days?
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Inflation
My morning dump is getting bigger. Currently I follow a dump, flush, wipe, flush protocol to avoid blockages (not at client co obviously, there I do my bit to keep facilities busy) but this may soon prove inadequate. I'm also concerned that at current growth rates I'm going to need an operation by the middle of next week.
should I eat more fibre? Or less fibre? Lay off eggs for a few days?Tags: None
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