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Previously on "Tie me kangaroo down, sport."

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    Can you guess what "it" is yet?
    Yes Rolf, It's yer cock......

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by proggy View Post
    Can you guess what "it" is yet?
    It's a good job you are not a tedious fcker






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  • proggy
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    Can you guess what "it" is yet?

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  • SimonMac
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    Two words: Animal Hospital

    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    well, he isn't guilty yet
    When has that ever got in the way of a good story?

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  • KentPhilip
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    Don't you mean:

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1622957
    and
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1626292

    from last year where I correctly predicted it would be Rolf Harris.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    well, he isn't guilty yet
    Exactly. Hence
    Disappointing if it's true.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Actually I've wondered about Rolf since long before the whole Jimmy Saville business, I just hoped it wasn't so.
    well, he isn't guilty yet

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    only in the sense that all perverts are supposed to have scars on their faces, stammer when talking to grown ups and wear filthy macs and are unshaven with greasy hair.

    Whats dissapointing you is that your perv alarm didnt go off and you are not quite so sanguine any more

    Actually I've wondered about Rolf since long before the whole Jimmy Saville business, I just hoped it wasn't so.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Disappointing if it's true.
    only in the sense that all perverts are supposed to have scars on their faces, stammer when talking to grown ups and wear filthy macs and are unshaven with greasy hair.

    Whats dissapointing you is that your perv alarm didnt go off and you are not quite so sanguine any more



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  • doodab
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    Disappointing if it's true.

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  • moggy
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Altogether now


    Tie me Kangeroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
    Lift me onto the job Bob, lift me onto the job

    Help me off when I'm through blue, help me off when I'm through
    Stick yer gums round me plums son, stick yer gums round me plums


    Altogether now


    Tie me testicles back jack, tie me testicles back
    ...
    ...
    ...
    F*** a Wallaby!

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  • proggy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I really hope Rolf Harris is exonerated and sues the pants off Russell Brand
    Why? he has been arrested, surely that's going to ruin what's left of his career.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Altogether now


    Tie me Kangeroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
    Lift me onto the job Bob, lift me onto the job

    Help me off when I'm through blue, help me off when I'm through
    Stick yer gums round me plums son, stick yer gums round me plums


    Altogether now


    Tie me testicles back jack, tie me testicles back
    ...
    ...
    ...

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  • Pogle
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    Oh Christ, not him too

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  • stek
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    Tie me kangaroo down, sport.

    Signs were always there...

    Can you tell what it is yet?

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