Originally posted by proggy
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Tie me kangaroo down, sport."
Collapse
-
It's a good job you are not a tedious fckerOriginally posted by proggy View PostCan you guess what "it" is yet?
Leave a comment:
-
Don't you mean:Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1622957
and
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1626292
from last year where I correctly predicted it would be Rolf Harris.
Leave a comment:
-
well, he isn't guilty yetOriginally posted by doodab View PostActually I've wondered about Rolf since long before the whole Jimmy Saville business, I just hoped it wasn't so.
Leave a comment:
-
Actually I've wondered about Rolf since long before the whole Jimmy Saville business, I just hoped it wasn't so.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postonly in the sense that all perverts are supposed to have scars on their faces, stammer when talking to grown ups and wear filthy macs and are unshaven with greasy hair.
Whats dissapointing you is that your perv alarm didnt go off and you are not quite so sanguine any more

Leave a comment:
-
only in the sense that all perverts are supposed to have scars on their faces, stammer when talking to grown ups and wear filthy macs and are unshaven with greasy hair.Originally posted by doodab View PostDisappointing if it's true.
Whats dissapointing you is that your perv alarm didnt go off and you are not quite so sanguine any more
Leave a comment:
-
F*** a Wallaby!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAltogether now
Tie me Kangeroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
Lift me onto the job Bob, lift me onto the job
Help me off when I'm through blue, help me off when I'm through
Stick yer gums round me plums son, stick yer gums round me plums
Altogether now
Tie me testicles back jack, tie me testicles back
...
...
...
Leave a comment:
-
Altogether now
Tie me Kangeroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
Lift me onto the job Bob, lift me onto the job
Help me off when I'm through blue, help me off when I'm through
Stick yer gums round me plums son, stick yer gums round me plums
Altogether now
Tie me testicles back jack, tie me testicles back
...
...
...
Leave a comment:
-
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Signs were always there...
Can you tell what it is yet?
Leave a comment:
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Statutory Sick Pay (SSP) for umbrella company contractors: an April 2026 explainer Today 07:19
- IR35: IT contractors ‘most concerned about off-payroll working rules’ Yesterday 07:11
- Labour’s near-silence on its employment status shakeup is telling, and disappointing Feb 3 07:47
- Business expenses: What IT contractors can and cannot claim from HMRC Jan 30 08:44
- April’s umbrella PAYE risk: how contractors’ end-clients are prepping Jan 29 05:45
- How EV tax changes of 2025-2028 add up for contractor limited company directors Jan 28 08:11
- Under the terms he was shackled by, Ray McCann’s Loan Charge Review probably is a fair resolution Jan 27 08:41
- Contractors, a £25million crackdown on rogue company directors is coming Jan 26 05:02
- How to run a contractor limited company — efficiently. Part one: software Jan 22 23:31
- Forget February as an MSC contractor seeking clarity, and maybe forget fairness altogether Jan 22 19:57



Leave a comment: