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It's a good job you are not a tedious fckerOriginally posted by proggy View PostCan you guess what "it" is yet?
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Don't you mean:Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1622957
and
http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1626292
from last year where I correctly predicted it would be Rolf Harris.
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well, he isn't guilty yetOriginally posted by doodab View PostActually I've wondered about Rolf since long before the whole Jimmy Saville business, I just hoped it wasn't so.
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Actually I've wondered about Rolf since long before the whole Jimmy Saville business, I just hoped it wasn't so.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postonly in the sense that all perverts are supposed to have scars on their faces, stammer when talking to grown ups and wear filthy macs and are unshaven with greasy hair.
Whats dissapointing you is that your perv alarm didnt go off and you are not quite so sanguine any more

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only in the sense that all perverts are supposed to have scars on their faces, stammer when talking to grown ups and wear filthy macs and are unshaven with greasy hair.Originally posted by doodab View PostDisappointing if it's true.
Whats dissapointing you is that your perv alarm didnt go off and you are not quite so sanguine any more
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F*** a Wallaby!Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostAltogether now
Tie me Kangeroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
Lift me onto the job Bob, lift me onto the job
Help me off when I'm through blue, help me off when I'm through
Stick yer gums round me plums son, stick yer gums round me plums
Altogether now
Tie me testicles back jack, tie me testicles back
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Altogether now
Tie me Kangeroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down
Lift me onto the job Bob, lift me onto the job
Help me off when I'm through blue, help me off when I'm through
Stick yer gums round me plums son, stick yer gums round me plums
Altogether now
Tie me testicles back jack, tie me testicles back
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Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Signs were always there...
Can you tell what it is yet?
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