Your questions for Patricia Hewitt

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bodnobal replied

14 July 2006, 00:03
Originally posted by DimPrawn

You have a gun with one bullet and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

What do you do?

Make sure it Richochets
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mcquiggd replied

13 July 2006, 11:28
You have one of these and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

How long does it take you to stop laughing?
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bogeyman replied

13 July 2006, 07:24
Originally posted by DimPrawn

You have a gun with one bullet and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

What do you do?

You have a gun with TWO bullets and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

What do you do?

Shoot Primarolo twice - just to be sure.
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threaded replied

13 July 2006, 04:19
Originally posted by DimPrawn

You have a gun with one bullet and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

What do you do?

Mexican Execution.

You can do up to 10 at a time with one bullet.
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Mordac replied

12 July 2006, 23:43
Originally posted by DimPrawn

You have a gun with one bullet and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

What do you do?

Pray that the "magic bullet" theory was for real...
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hyperD replied

12 July 2006, 23:20
Very funny! Never seen such a collection of scathing replies on the BBC webtulipe. Liked this:

Why...do...you...(swallow)...talk...to...(swa llow)...people...as...if...(swallow)...they.. .are...idiots?

Alf Hartigan, Whitby, United Kingdom

And Richard, straight to the point:

When will you be resigning?

Richard Stone, Dudley, United Kingdom
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sasguru replied

12 July 2006, 22:15
Originally posted by DimPrawn

You have a gun with one bullet and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

What do you do?

Using the gun, make them perform disgusting sex acts on each other. Whip out my trusty mobile phone and film the action. Sell the clip to the Sun and watch as they're hounded out of office.
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mcquiggd replied

12 July 2006, 22:07
Originally posted by DimPrawn

You have a gun with one bullet and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

What do you do?

Re-enact a scene from "Saw".
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wendigo100 replied

12 July 2006, 22:06
An amusing read. The general tenets are:

1. Doctors and nurses should run the NHS (not sure about that but I suppose they couldn't do any worse)

2. Hewitt is a patronising cow

3. Hewitt is incompetent

No Labour trolls yet. Perhaps they are all having a lie-in after collecting their doleys yesterday.
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DimPrawn replied

12 July 2006, 22:03
You have a gun with one bullet and are trapped in a room with Patricia Hewitt and Dawn Primarolo.

What do you do?
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mcquiggd started a topic Your questions for Patricia Hewitt

12 July 2006, 21:52
Your questions for Patricia Hewitt

Oh, I wish these questions had actually been asked....

Have Your Say

"Why are you still in a job?? You destroyed two other government departments before this one, is Tone the bonehead so thick he can't see how useless you are? You say the NHS has had it's best year ever, with your condescending Maggie Thatcher voice and hair-do. Give the NHS back to the people who know what they're doing, not the bean counters. Stop outside consultancy firms 'giving advice' for over inflated fees, and look after patients not your ego.

George, Boxgrove UK"
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